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She/Her. Offensive Possum Mama. Pro Punch Naz*s in the Fkn' Face.
I just had a big brain moment. I don't like chopping nuts because they end up making a mess and like to catapult themselves around the counter. Ziploc has entered the chat. I put them in a baggie and used the back of my knife. Nuts chopped. Nuts and nut dust? Contained. 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lemon crinkle cookies.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This year's "I bake it, you take it", for my Christmas guests is "lemon" pound cake, using a ridiculous amount of limquats from my limequat tree in the back yard. 🤣 Last year's gift was banana bread, from the abundance of tiny bananas from my mom's dwarf Cavendish trees.
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cleaned up a fishing jetty near camp yesterday.
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This birthday trip has made me feel like a Disney princess. Been followed by deer, had birds and a raccoon hop right on the table in front of me, had a firefly nearly land on my shirt, picked up a fly and had it crawling on my hand, and made friends with the resident yellowjackets. 🤣
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
FIXED IT! #Gemini
June 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
From the steps of the Duval County Courthouse in Jacksonville, Florida, FUCK DONALD TRUMP. #NoKings #FDT
June 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
#NoKings #FDT #50501
June 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Latest edition of my mini paintings. 🤩🏳️‍🌈
March 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's aliiiiiiiive! Just had to solder in a new transistor, but my $2 thrift store find is aliiiiive! 😃
March 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
TIL the brake pads can apparently just fall tf off the backing plate. 🫠
March 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Dear Congress,
March 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now if only the house flippers would just go buy *those* houses and leave me alone....😐
February 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
February 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In other news, I gave my garage a much needed lighting makeover. Now that I can clearly see all the junk I need to clean out, maybe I'll actually do it. 🤣 I still have one more light to wire to light up that now dark left rear corner. But its almost there!
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Is now a good time to mention OsmAnd maps didn't rename the Gulf of Mexico to stroke a certain felon's ego?
February 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We will get through this. I love you all! <3
January 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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October 8, 2023 at 9:48 PM