Craig Tucker
@redracer25.bsky.social
My name is Craig Tucker. I don’t really have that much interests besides watching Red Racer, my pet guinea pig, Stripe and being with my boyfriend, Tweek.
This will the last time I talk about her, but I wanna get this off my chest:
Red and I may be related, but we’re not family. And neither are her and Pip.
Red and I may be related, but we’re not family. And neither are her and Pip.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This will the last time I talk about her, but I wanna get this off my chest:
Red and I may be related, but we’re not family. And neither are her and Pip.
Red and I may be related, but we’re not family. And neither are her and Pip.
Don’t even think about calling Red my cousin anymore. I’m completely through with that bitch.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Don’t even think about calling Red my cousin anymore. I’m completely through with that bitch.
It’s been about two months now and I still haven’t figured out what gender that Webelo kid is.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s been about two months now and I still haven’t figured out what gender that Webelo kid is.
Trust Stan and those guys to start a movement that doesn’t go anywhere.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trust Stan and those guys to start a movement that doesn’t go anywhere.
Okay, so me and Tweek have thought it over and we finally decided where we should go to for our anniversary.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Okay, so me and Tweek have thought it over and we finally decided where we should go to for our anniversary.
Someone suggested to me that Tweek and I should take a trip down to Pueblo, and it was a lucky thing Tweek stopped me from punching that kid in the face because I never wanted to go to that place again. I know why.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Someone suggested to me that Tweek and I should take a trip down to Pueblo, and it was a lucky thing Tweek stopped me from punching that kid in the face because I never wanted to go to that place again. I know why.
Hey everyone. Today’s finally me and Tweek’s anniversary since we got together.
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey everyone. Today’s finally me and Tweek’s anniversary since we got together.
Who the hell is saying that Christianity is now about hating on homosexuality? That sounds like complete bullshit!
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Who the hell is saying that Christianity is now about hating on homosexuality? That sounds like complete bullshit!
So Tweek, how’s Spencer getting on in your dad’s coffee place?
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So Tweek, how’s Spencer getting on in your dad’s coffee place?
So why exactly is Pip STILL living with Red? He clearly doesn't deserve her.
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So why exactly is Pip STILL living with Red? He clearly doesn't deserve her.
I really am falling behind, aren't I?
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I really am falling behind, aren't I?
Why the hell is this type of haircut so trendy with kids nowadays? It looks stupid.
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why the hell is this type of haircut so trendy with kids nowadays? It looks stupid.
Remind me to stay a hundred yards from Red. After the whole satanic ritual and hearing how she cheated on Kevin while dating Jimmy, I want nothing to do with who they call my cousin.
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Remind me to stay a hundred yards from Red. After the whole satanic ritual and hearing how she cheated on Kevin while dating Jimmy, I want nothing to do with who they call my cousin.
So where's Butters? We need to talk.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So where's Butters? We need to talk.
Oh, for Christ’s sake!
October 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh, for Christ’s sake!
Let's be real, Andy never really deserved to be friends with these four assholes since they're usually the ones that cause trouble for us. Not to mention how they treated him like crap when he helped us with the snowstorm of last year.
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let's be real, Andy never really deserved to be friends with these four assholes since they're usually the ones that cause trouble for us. Not to mention how they treated him like crap when he helped us with the snowstorm of last year.
Now that think about it, that was a different Kipling I remembered from Middle Park and he was my old teacher. I have no idea who this Webelo guy is… or their gender.
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Now that think about it, that was a different Kipling I remembered from Middle Park and he was my old teacher. I have no idea who this Webelo guy is… or their gender.
I swear, I thought I saw this Kipling kid a long time ago before I moved to South Park.
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I swear, I thought I saw this Kipling kid a long time ago before I moved to South Park.
Kids are talking about the recent phone ban and Kyle’s mom declaring war on Palestine, meanwhile I’m still wondering what gender that Webelo kid is.
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kids are talking about the recent phone ban and Kyle’s mom declaring war on Palestine, meanwhile I’m still wondering what gender that Webelo kid is.
Happy birthday, Butters.
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy birthday, Butters.
Has anyone seen Wendy anywhere? I need to talk to her about something.
September 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Has anyone seen Wendy anywhere? I need to talk to her about something.
"Because people should be okay with the way they look! I have pimples on my forehead, my bottom teeth are crooked, so what?"
Yeah, plus crappy bangs, flat titties, an overdose of perfume and armpit scars from when you had your breast implants. I'm better looking than you are, Wendy.
Yeah, plus crappy bangs, flat titties, an overdose of perfume and armpit scars from when you had your breast implants. I'm better looking than you are, Wendy.
September 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Because people should be okay with the way they look! I have pimples on my forehead, my bottom teeth are crooked, so what?"
Yeah, plus crappy bangs, flat titties, an overdose of perfume and armpit scars from when you had your breast implants. I'm better looking than you are, Wendy.
Yeah, plus crappy bangs, flat titties, an overdose of perfume and armpit scars from when you had your breast implants. I'm better looking than you are, Wendy.
If my family ever thinks about moving back to Middle Park, Tweek should come with me.
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If my family ever thinks about moving back to Middle Park, Tweek should come with me.
Urgh... where's Tweek?
August 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Urgh... where's Tweek?
Wait, huh? What about me?
Craig thinks I’m stupid. He always has.
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wait, huh? What about me?