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Simple Midwest Public Defense Lawyer in the trenches.
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“We do not beg, we do not borrow, we do not ask, we take the mind".
Mentok the Mind taker from the parody show, “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law”.
September 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Garth Marengi, a fictional “famous horror author” played by Matthew Holness saying in a fake interview from the series “Darkplace”, that “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”.
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Photo of bomber plane riddled with bullets that returned, showing that armor should go the places the returned planes were not hit, because planes hit there don’t return. I.E., survivorship bias.
September 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Absolutely agree. The appearance of the Darkness Devil heralded by these spacesuits is still one of the hardest manga panels I’ve ever seen despite coming out over 5 years ago.
The Darkness Devil shrouded in blackness in the back as spacemen in suits cut in half at the torso form a walkway for him to stride down.
August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Lauren, twitter/bluesky micro celeb quote about how a hot take is clearly just a cover for their fetish for being yelled at.
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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It was wild times for sure.

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Man and woman on the floor in divorce court in front of a giant pile of beanie babies dividing them between them as part of the divorce.
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Meme from Dexter’s Lab staring at poster of Mtg card art for Sun Titan, Dexter saying “The Sun will never set on our love.”
June 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Behold the Super Patriot!
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Comic from Mad Magazine in 1968 talking about the “Super Patriot” who insists he is the most patriotic person in the world “while hating 93% of the people who live in it.”
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The Sacred Six. Praise be to Helix.
June 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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“Always has been” meme of astronaut pointing gun at other astronaut.
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Yuna packs TWO guns
May 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Dril post about there being zero difference between good and bad things.
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I went non-determinatably infinite with it in my Sidisi deck with the Reaver and Path of Discovery. Milled my entire deck except like 3 cards and put every creature in my deck into play. It was gross.
Sidisi, Brood Tyrant Magic card. Makes a 2/2 zombie whenever a creature enters the graveyard from your library. Path of Discovery Magic card. Makes it so every creature that Enters does the Explore trigger which either puts the top card into hand if its a land or I can choose to put it into graveyard if non-land.
May 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Same as it ever was.
May 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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It’s of a pair with this one lol. I now need a whole coffee table book of ominous animal warning photos.

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Cat meowing at the viewer through a locked door while sign ominously says “PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in Cat Room”
April 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Garlic’s pretty damn tasty.
Leper old man from Ghibli’s Princess Mononoke expressed the sentiment that the world is cursed and yet we find reasons to keep living.
April 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Love this classic from the old place.

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Asshole dude says womens’ colored hair is like poisonous tree frogs bright colors, that it marks them as toxic. Women hilariously reminds him that in this example he’s made up, that would make him the predator, not a potential mate.
April 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Yeah! It’s nuts.
Lucas Babin, actor in School of Rock, later became a local district attorney in Texas and tried to indict Netflix over them distributing a french film, “Cuties”, arguing that it was “obscene”. The notoriously conservative 5th Circuit Court of Appeals shut him down as even they agreed it was a vindictive prosecution not based in facts.
January 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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You can’t play it with Zirda as a companion as it doesn’t have an activated ability of its own, but Hazel’s Brewmaster is Cauldron copy number two but slightly different. Better in some ways, worse in others.
Magic the Gathering creature card Hazel’s Brewmaster which exiles a creature on entering or attacking and makes a food token. It then has a static ability that says all Foods you control have the activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with it. It’s nutty.
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM