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Adrian Worton
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Ding Junhui's Barmy Army. He/him.
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How it's going #GREvSCO
Screenshot of the video where Ally gets hit by a bus, labelled Scotland (Ally) and Greece (bus)
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Lol. Incredible. #FM26
Match report from Football Manager 2026, headlined "WSL: Sorry Liverpool lose to eleven-player Man City" "Liverpool have only themselves to blame after somehow failing to get anything out of this game against a side that finished the match with only eleven players. Liverpool succumbed to a 3-2 loss at the hands of the depleted opposition and some questions will have to be asked as to why Liverpool couldn't capitalise on their numerical advantage."
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Aside from anything else, I am happy to see that the #FM26 editor still does not know the alphabet.
Sub-menu in the FM editor: Agreements, Awards, Clubs, Cities, Competitions...
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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This made me look up the Championship table (for obvious reasons, I haven't wanted to look at it lately) to see if a Stoke sacking was on the cards.

It's great to see a top 8 of sides with no parachute payments between them.
Championship top 8: Coventry, Middlesbrough, Stoke, Millwall, Bristol City, Preston, Hull, Charlton
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Love this guy, the new main character of Football Manager #FM26
A jolly chunky naked guy
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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I am beginning to suspect one of the listings on this football analysis jobs board shouldn't be there...
plumbing lomdon
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Eh
Quote from the article: "Mock the Week is set to return after six years. The BBC axed the panel show in 2022 [...] but it will return in January"
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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One of the people from The Onion's American Voices section
October 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I always thought this Stephen Fry tweet (from when the Queen died) was ridiculously OTT, but watching #CelebrityTraitors it seems this is pretty much all he says.
Tweet from Stephen Fry in 2022: "Oh dear. Oh my. Oh heavens. Bless my soul. Oh lor. Heck."
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Are we to expect, say, an article asking this guy why he moved to Finland?
Wiki article for footballer Brooklyn Lyons-Foster, who plays in Finland for HJK.
October 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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What a strange choice of story to be the main headline on BBC Sport
BBC Sport top story: 'I'm not in Dubai for money... I don't want my kids growing up in England' with a picture of Jonjo Shelvey
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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*goes dewy-eyed*
The Metrocentre Metrognomes
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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The modern pentathlon. Swimm, stepp, jogg, hik, runn.
Signs on a sports centre window, including the terms listed in the tweet.
October 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Given the various snazzy graphics BBC Sport usually has, I find it weird that their Ryder Cup coverage simply utilises (a) a PNG image of the team score and (b) plain text of the individual match scores.
BBC Ryder Cup header, with a PNG of the score BBC live text of the four matches' scores in plain text.
September 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Would I Like To You background, saying "Lie"
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Hans Moleman on the phone. Panel 1: "I need a US ambassador who is a good at cosying up to sex pests". Panel 2: "No, that's too cosy"
September 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Accidentally pressed a button that made Google's AI analyse this picture.
A screenshot of a picture of RefBot, with Google's AI overview confidently asserting that it shows a brake caliper. Not suggesting that it was one on the balance of probability. No, telling me that that is what it is. What a load of shite.
August 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Picture of David Byrne, captioned "I wanted my head to appear smaller, and the easiest way to do that was to make my body bigger."
August 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Strongly respect Wikipedia's refusal to bend to music artist's all lower case nonsense.
Wiki article on Wet Leg song Catch These Fists, using proper capitalisation despite acknowledging that it's meant to be in idiotic lower case.
August 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Newcastle right now
Lineker and Gazza
August 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Nice to see this guy finally being given his first EPL game #refcam #NEWLIV
RefBot
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Which United?
BBC transfer gossip: "Both Manchester United and Newcastle have earmarked Chelsea's Senegal striker Nicolas Jackson, 24, as a contingency plan if they miss out on RB Leipzig's Slovenia forward Benjamin Sesko. (The Athletic - subscription required) There is a growing feeling that 22-year-old Sesko wants to join United. (Sky Sports)"
August 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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"... Sharon?"
July 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I strongly relate to this barbecue
Photo of packaging for a barbecue: "14 burger capacity"
July 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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All you need is "Who's this?"
Cat bin lady
July 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM