I just now figured out why they are called hat pins.

Pretty in Pink is a weird movie.

Molly Ringwald plays an 18-year old with a 35-year old, yuppie best friend, and the fashion design skilll of Coco Chanel.
Jon Cryer lives in a crack den.
James Spader’s a 17-year old high school senior/corporate CEO.
And they all went to the same school together.

If you can be removed from the list, then the list isn’t permanent.

There has been a lot of ridiculous things said at this NFL Draft, but so far my favorite is “North Central South Dakota.”

Live-action Anakin is a Republican, while cartoon Anakin is a Democrat.

Robert LaFollette was the Bernie Sanders of the Progressive era.

CRUSH…THE…STEELERS!

I thought the ‘90s were coming back, but apparently it’s the ‘30s that’s retro chic now, with Canada the new Austria, the Panama Canal the new Sudetenland, and Greenland is the new west Poland.

The shitshow that is CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage is the perfect way to ring out 2024. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper should be the official hosts for NYE for all eternity.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is quaint. A big holiday bonus is expected, and the CEO of the company you work for not only lives in the same country as you, but also the same city and only few streets over.

Nearly 35 years later and I still want that MicroMachines steam locomotive Kevin had in Home Alone.

The movie Noelle is basically the human version of Air Bud.