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wind swept
Ex gf sent me a playlist and there are a lot of songs where the guy wants the girl back but it’s too late, the girl is already over him
April 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I keep meeting nice normal women with extremely toxic past relationships
April 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Old Chinese lady showed up to kitesurf today in heavy winds. She made a rookie mistake setting her kite up and we all rolled our eyes. She then went out and absolutely shredded, hit big air after big air, trick after trick. Lmfao you just never know
April 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Defense wins championships lol
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
God, please help prevent me from using my savings to buy a vacation home on Cape Hatteras
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Better to have been wrong and to have changed your opinion than to have never had an opinion in the first place
April 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The best thinking happens when you’re not thinking
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My ex is a song that I don’t want to listen to anymore but yet I can’t get her out of my head
April 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Is she hot or is she just young and tan and friendly?
April 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In the olden days, I definitely would’ve been the captain of a ship
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
May you be as lucky as me, to be blessed with children that are smarter, more responsible, and better looking than you
December 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Found a normie girl, might try to keep her
December 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
the real divide at work is between those who are trying to keep their jobs and those who are trying to actually accomplish something
December 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
So many hoes in my phone but I can only think about her
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I’m shitposting on LinkedIn, getting job offers on Hinge, and using this site for dating
December 1, 2024 at 5:45 PM
16yo daughter just called me a screenager
November 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
There is something right and just about a counterbalanced pair of siblings, one with the looks and the other with the talent
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
the human brain is still the greatest statistical inference engine we have but even the best models among us are so often really terrible
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
decided i need a catch phrase, current leaders are ‘take notes’, ‘ask not’ and ‘no crumbs’
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I’m spending a lot of time on the dating apps recently and I keep running into Lauren who likes sushi and spicy margs and loves to travel
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
As the twitter algo gets worse and worse I keep checking in on this site to see if it blew up yet, but sadly no
September 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Being able to see your own weaknesses is a vastly underrated superpower
September 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
That feeling when I look at this and realize I’m not going to inherit any of that sweet boomer cash
July 2, 2023 at 6:06 PM
May 18, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I will always be a gifted child
May 1, 2023 at 2:34 AM