If I get one vote per license plate they won’t want me to vote lol.

The only thing greater than their cruelty is their incompetence.

It’s like idiocracy but somehow dumber and less funny.

I’m gonna need a lot more that a single bottle of champagne for that party!

I did not have “illegal immigrant gives nazi salute behind the seal of the president of the United States” on my 2025 bingo card, but I guess I should have. I thought it would be at least 2026…