SouthernExpat
@redmocd.bsky.social
Former Southerner, Current New Englander, Never a Townie 🏳️🌈
I want a Stranger Things prequel where we watch a young Mrs. Wheeler learn her bar fighting skills.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I want a Stranger Things prequel where we watch a young Mrs. Wheeler learn her bar fighting skills.
The editor of “Connections” is wrong today. “Noodle” does not mean “to ponder.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The editor of “Connections” is wrong today. “Noodle” does not mean “to ponder.”
The biggest lie I’ve heard this week is on Sabrina Carpenter’s new album. “And I promise none of this is a metaphor.”
September 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The biggest lie I’ve heard this week is on Sabrina Carpenter’s new album. “And I promise none of this is a metaphor.”
RE::Cracker Barrel. The food is mid. Employees who work there call it the “Honkey Bucket.” I do, too.
August 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
RE::Cracker Barrel. The food is mid. Employees who work there call it the “Honkey Bucket.” I do, too.
Damn you, @projectrunway.bsky.social , for making me wait a week for eliminations!
August 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Damn you, @projectrunway.bsky.social , for making me wait a week for eliminations!
There’s a place in hell for people who watch video and listen to audio without headphones on the train.
August 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There’s a place in hell for people who watch video and listen to audio without headphones on the train.
Student: “Y’all talk to me like I’m a child.”
Me: “That’s because you are a child.”
Me: “That’s because you are a child.”
July 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Student: “Y’all talk to me like I’m a child.”
Me: “That’s because you are a child.”
Me: “That’s because you are a child.”
@netflix.com Where’s my Baby Jessica documentary?
June 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@netflix.com Where’s my Baby Jessica documentary?
To the editors of the @nytimes.com Spelling Bee: caracal is too a word.
May 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
To the editors of the @nytimes.com Spelling Bee: caracal is too a word.