Beale Johnson
@redmage87.bsky.social
A Black Dad, A Black Husband, and a Black Man.
The baby birds have grown and left the nest!
May 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The baby birds have grown and left the nest!
Scrolling through Discord and I found this delightful moment of me explaining how I was dealing with catching a stomach virus from my son.
April 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Scrolling through Discord and I found this delightful moment of me explaining how I was dealing with catching a stomach virus from my son.
Got jumpscared by a... YouTube Music Recap? I don't even USE YouTube Music.
April 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Got jumpscared by a... YouTube Music Recap? I don't even USE YouTube Music.
Got sent to voicemail on a callback at work. It began with him saying that he can't come to the phone because he's hot on the trail of Bigfoot.
Finally: a respectable person has called in to our office.
Finally: a respectable person has called in to our office.
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Got sent to voicemail on a callback at work. It began with him saying that he can't come to the phone because he's hot on the trail of Bigfoot.
Finally: a respectable person has called in to our office.
Finally: a respectable person has called in to our office.
Gen 4 of the robin nest in front of our door. They never take down the previous nest, so they keep building on top of the last one. Now it's basically a high-rise nest. Hopefully the babies can climb out.
April 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gen 4 of the robin nest in front of our door. They never take down the previous nest, so they keep building on top of the last one. Now it's basically a high-rise nest. Hopefully the babies can climb out.
Damn. I didn't know my phone had this good of quality of camera. #lunareclipse
March 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Damn. I didn't know my phone had this good of quality of camera. #lunareclipse
You know, the fun thing about being a diabetic who suffered through norovirus and the flu a couple of months ago is that any time I wake up feeling weak with a weird stomach, I panic.
March 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You know, the fun thing about being a diabetic who suffered through norovirus and the flu a couple of months ago is that any time I wake up feeling weak with a weird stomach, I panic.
As my son's birthday approaches, I realize he hasn't had The Moment yet. I had mine when I first moved from Memphis to Middle Tennessee as a 1st Grader. In the current state of the world, what will it be like when he personally realizes that he's Black?
February 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As my son's birthday approaches, I realize he hasn't had The Moment yet. I had mine when I first moved from Memphis to Middle Tennessee as a 1st Grader. In the current state of the world, what will it be like when he personally realizes that he's Black?
Turns out the phrase "doo dok scat" makes me laugh loud enough to sound like a honk.
February 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Turns out the phrase "doo dok scat" makes me laugh loud enough to sound like a honk.
Better change the name of this game to Pokémon Card Game Pocket, because they sure as hell don't want anyone trading.
January 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Better change the name of this game to Pokémon Card Game Pocket, because they sure as hell don't want anyone trading.
Finally took down our christmas stuff. I'm proud to say it took so long due to active sloth and not depression.
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finally took down our christmas stuff. I'm proud to say it took so long due to active sloth and not depression.
For the next four years (and most likely beyond), I implore everyone to follow the mantra of "Survive, Thrive, Stay Alive".
We can't fight to make things better if we all just lay down and die.
We can't fight to make things better if we all just lay down and die.
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
For the next four years (and most likely beyond), I implore everyone to follow the mantra of "Survive, Thrive, Stay Alive".
We can't fight to make things better if we all just lay down and die.
We can't fight to make things better if we all just lay down and die.
Nothing like having to pay for Peacock to watch the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade because your TV's antenna can pick up every channel BUT NBC for some reason. There used to be brave FreeTvers on YouTube who would stream it.
At least I'm on the couch with my kid, sharing holiday traditions with him
At least I'm on the couch with my kid, sharing holiday traditions with him
November 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Nothing like having to pay for Peacock to watch the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade because your TV's antenna can pick up every channel BUT NBC for some reason. There used to be brave FreeTvers on YouTube who would stream it.
At least I'm on the couch with my kid, sharing holiday traditions with him
At least I'm on the couch with my kid, sharing holiday traditions with him
I asked myself if I should continue my tradition of heckling The Oscars/E3 on social media like I did before.
Well, E3 is effectively dead and the Oscars seem all withered up. Maybe is some wild picks happen, but idk.
Well, E3 is effectively dead and the Oscars seem all withered up. Maybe is some wild picks happen, but idk.
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I asked myself if I should continue my tradition of heckling The Oscars/E3 on social media like I did before.
Well, E3 is effectively dead and the Oscars seem all withered up. Maybe is some wild picks happen, but idk.
Well, E3 is effectively dead and the Oscars seem all withered up. Maybe is some wild picks happen, but idk.
Not like I was on Twitter in the last... two or three years anyway, but I think it's time to come here anyway. Only 10% of the people I followed were still active there anyway.
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Not like I was on Twitter in the last... two or three years anyway, but I think it's time to come here anyway. Only 10% of the people I followed were still active there anyway.