Actually, on reflection, that makes perfect sense… #auspol

It appears I hurt Jeff Kennett’s man-baby feelings… #auspol

Nicely done!

Moonee Valley Healing Ceremony ❤️

Out seeing one of my favourite Melbourne bands @kinematicmusic

I expect we’ll see many more Twitter refugees over here in the coming weeks #auspol

Good evening all. Shirley says ‘woof’. 🐶

Hey @grogsgamut.bsky.social I’m truly flattered you “liked” my post! #fangirling

This unwanted editorial intro on the story about the Woolworths strike on Channel Costello is utter bullshite! It’s not the workers’ fault Woolworths has lost 50 mil, it’s the company that caused it. You reap what you sow, d1ckheads! #auspol

At the Southbank Theatre to see My Brilliant Career. Why do I always end up with a huge headed cnut in front of me?

In Melbourne, we keep a vigil with our dildos, apparently… 😳

@davegraney.bsky.social G’day, Dave. Great to see you here in the BlueSky. Let’s celebrate with a snot block!

@danietreg.bsky.social howdy, Danie!

For this.

Yep. Copped a ban for ‘violent speech’