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ruby jean’s motha
Going on day 2 with no meds because I can’t get my pharmacy to get it together. Anyways. Starting to feel like Donnie from the Wild Thornberrys. So that’s promising for the day.
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April 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Karma really got me this morning. I was joking yesterday about calling off & then at 3am I get hit with a migraine so bad I can’t stop throwing up. Then had to call in. 💀 IT WAS A JOKE, UNIVERSE!
April 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tell me why I’m filling out this bracket for work *disclaimer I have no idea what I’m doing* so as I was saying, filling it out & im out here unknowingly singing “damn Alabama you a tramp Alabama” lmaooo what is wrong w me.
March 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
How old am I?!? Well I’ll give you some clues, I’m going to bed tonight with tiger balm on my back, a heating pad & my elevated leg pillow 😵‍💫
March 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m probably not even funny but the way I have my coworkers gut laughing every single day has me on cloud 9. Yall can’t tell me shit #imhilarious #extremelyunhinged #butfunny
March 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know I look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m dying because I haven’t checked my island on Hello Kitty Island Adventure in over 24hrs. I know I missed tons of goodies 😭
March 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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God, NOT NOW JA RULE
Lmao you have got to be kidding me ..
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yesterday I was beefing w my 9yo pug. Today I’m obsessed, looking at pictures of her & squealing because she’s so dang cute…..this feels toxic 😂😭
February 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s storming like crazy here and Ruby got so startled from some thunder that she got up & forced herself in my arms. It’s just kind of healing being the one that someone comes for comfort in scary situations 😭🫶🏻
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
all that you can’t leave behind 🫶🏻
February 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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More value studies from the archives. #drawing #ohiotattooers #columbustattooers #alwayshanddrawn
February 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
These bitches of #rhoslc have me crying along with them!! This reunion is just so good & such a good season! #bravo #realhousewives
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
OOOOOOH I CANNOT WAIT 🙀 #rhoc
Gretchen Rossi is returning to #RHOC as a friend of, everybody from the previous season is back (except Alexis), and production on the new season has officially begun!
January 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just found out one of the PAs I work with is a housewives fan. & I learned that when she called something “gone with the wind fabulous” ✨ I love these little moments in the insane community 😂 #bravo #realhousewives #notwellbitch
January 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My social battery has been drained since about 10am today. And I still have 2.5 hours left of work. #ineedamiracleeveryday
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Point break 🤌🏻
name a 90s film that goes hard.
January 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@cheeniebeanie.bsky.social said I love you first on the phone today so you know I’m riding this high all day lol
January 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
OOOOOOF this did not age well….AT ALL 💀
Karen Huger: “Robyn, you need to be accountable. I want you to hold yourself accountable. You lied the entire year.”

One year ago… #RHOP
January 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I have to be starting my period soon. I am sobbing at a video of Elmo & Andrew Garfield lol
January 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One of my fav things is bartending at home for my guests. I don’t wanna drink but are you sure you don’t want an old fashion?! A spicy marg with a tajin rim?!
January 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Working the day after Christmas is criminal.
December 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Actually, do. Because then she will put you on her plan & upgrade you to no adds 😂
Don't invite me over if you've got ads on ur netflix
December 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I could really use a 3 week paid vacation right about now 🥴
December 18, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Tis time 🎄🥰
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM