Vampire husband does not like jury duty.

Sure. You go ahead, we’re right behind you.

I finally got my new grow shelf set up and some seeds started.
#gardening #gardensky #witchsky #sundayfunday

We serve neither King nor Kaiser.

When Europeans create ‘American’ food. I think you’d get the same response if you asked AI to come up with a new American staple.

Me to myself: lol I wonder what chapter of my old textbook we’re doing today?

Dear reader, it is chapter 4.

Courage of Conviction
(Someone pls call Kate McKinnon)