MJ Mackenzie
@redheadmuppet.bsky.social
Outdoorsy PNW Canadian. Artist type. Possible pixie. Self portrait enthusiast. Plant mom. Kind of a weirdo. Love a good ghost story. History junkie. Silliest of gooses.
She/her
She/her
My retro holiday record player wall is done. I think Elvis needs a Santa hat.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My retro holiday record player wall is done. I think Elvis needs a Santa hat.
Magical nature hikes today
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Magical nature hikes today
When you accidentally match your boots with the floor 💁♀️
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When you accidentally match your boots with the floor 💁♀️
There’s a rose petal in my mimosa! 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There’s a rose petal in my mimosa! 🥰
Girls are soft and cute and you should kiss their foreheads (consensually)
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Girls are soft and cute and you should kiss their foreheads (consensually)
Playing with felt today 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Playing with felt today 🥰
Portrait of a shy girl who decided to host a Halloween party, secretly convinced that no one would really show up, but has just received confirmation that instead of no one, about 50 people are coming, and now she’s freaking out because that’s too many people!!! Wish me luck!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Portrait of a shy girl who decided to host a Halloween party, secretly convinced that no one would really show up, but has just received confirmation that instead of no one, about 50 people are coming, and now she’s freaking out because that’s too many people!!! Wish me luck!!
Back on my colouring bullshit
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Back on my colouring bullshit
Squeak looks like “dignity”
(This is an extremely visual joke based on a visual gag from The Simpsons and I apologize for excluding any visually impaired folks. Will explain in the alt text as best I can.)
(This is an extremely visual joke based on a visual gag from The Simpsons and I apologize for excluding any visually impaired folks. Will explain in the alt text as best I can.)
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Squeak looks like “dignity”
(This is an extremely visual joke based on a visual gag from The Simpsons and I apologize for excluding any visually impaired folks. Will explain in the alt text as best I can.)
(This is an extremely visual joke based on a visual gag from The Simpsons and I apologize for excluding any visually impaired folks. Will explain in the alt text as best I can.)
I’ve ridden this train five days a week for six years and I’ve never stopped to think about how much faith we put in these little sliding doors.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’ve ridden this train five days a week for six years and I’ve never stopped to think about how much faith we put in these little sliding doors.
Finishing this really helped too.
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finishing this really helped too.
My record collection is mostly inherited from people I’ve lost and so it’s also become a way that I heal when suffering loss.
I’m still struggling to navigate a very recent loss, but I’m happy to have reached the stage that I know putting on this album will help heal me. At least a little.
I’m still struggling to navigate a very recent loss, but I’m happy to have reached the stage that I know putting on this album will help heal me. At least a little.
October 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My record collection is mostly inherited from people I’ve lost and so it’s also become a way that I heal when suffering loss.
I’m still struggling to navigate a very recent loss, but I’m happy to have reached the stage that I know putting on this album will help heal me. At least a little.
I’m still struggling to navigate a very recent loss, but I’m happy to have reached the stage that I know putting on this album will help heal me. At least a little.
Made a new friend today.
Is this a crocodile or an alligator?
Is this a crocodile or an alligator?
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Made a new friend today.
Is this a crocodile or an alligator?
Is this a crocodile or an alligator?
For anyone who needs an assist here:
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
For anyone who needs an assist here:
“The kids can call you Hoju.”
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“The kids can call you Hoju.”
Needed a pick me up on this very gloomy day
October 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Needed a pick me up on this very gloomy day
Don’t take a picture of the moon, take a picture of the moonlight
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Don’t take a picture of the moon, take a picture of the moonlight
Fine, drop your Funkiest Foureyes pic on me.
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fine, drop your Funkiest Foureyes pic on me.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Wanna see my fun vintage/media room I’m working on?
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wanna see my fun vintage/media room I’m working on?
Need a break from the doom scrolling?
Have you ever seen a UFO plant before? Pilea peperomioides if you’re nerdy. This little guy is one of my favourites and he had a huge growth spurt this summer. So proud of him!
Have you ever seen a UFO plant before? Pilea peperomioides if you’re nerdy. This little guy is one of my favourites and he had a huge growth spurt this summer. So proud of him!
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Need a break from the doom scrolling?
Have you ever seen a UFO plant before? Pilea peperomioides if you’re nerdy. This little guy is one of my favourites and he had a huge growth spurt this summer. So proud of him!
Have you ever seen a UFO plant before? Pilea peperomioides if you’re nerdy. This little guy is one of my favourites and he had a huge growth spurt this summer. So proud of him!
Not surprised at all. I recently went to the art gallery five times over two months to see this show over and over again. It just fucking blew my mind to see the incredible art people were risking their lives for over there.
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Not surprised at all. I recently went to the art gallery five times over two months to see this show over and over again. It just fucking blew my mind to see the incredible art people were risking their lives for over there.
Who’s got two thumbs, has asthma, and is currently suffering from acute bronchitis? This fucking loser.
(Picture from two weeks ago and not in any way an accurate representation of my current state.)
(Picture from two weeks ago and not in any way an accurate representation of my current state.)
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who’s got two thumbs, has asthma, and is currently suffering from acute bronchitis? This fucking loser.
(Picture from two weeks ago and not in any way an accurate representation of my current state.)
(Picture from two weeks ago and not in any way an accurate representation of my current state.)