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yknow the problem with all their tech looking more or less the same is that it sure seemed like picard was about to blow wesley away with his phaser
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the virgin picard vs the chad data
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when you're a robot and a security chief infected by a horny virus is trying to seduce you but the whole time you're just looking at the backwards S that she gelled into her hair
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i'm sure everything's fine here
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
oh my god this teenager made a deepfake voice model of picard
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
now i'm no doctor. but if i was "confining someone to sickbay" i might lock the door or something. instead of just leaving them alone in the room while i fucked off. so that, you know. they couldn't do this
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
god damn it i was right
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
fuck my life did data catch a "being sexy" virus
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
not watching this right now but i just looked at the next episode and oh my god data why are you standing like that
May 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm always saying this
May 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's funny that Riker is like "yup. I, myself, will dock us manually. I will do that because I can do that" and then it's just him standing there going "alright gang. Dock us manually please"

I've had bosses like this
May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not toooo sure about these guys
May 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lmao the unnamed fifth guy who was in the ship with them just looking around like ah shit I didn't get teleported. I must not be a main character
May 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I won't be hiring Da Cool Attorneys, sorry
May 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Reddit app suggested the subreddit /r/Rich to me and it's just chalk full of the biggest freaks in the world, man
December 6, 2024 at 6:34 AM
My cat Frankie caught the toy he was batting around and seemed unsure what the next step was
November 10, 2024 at 3:37 PM