Shoutout to the totally legitimate account that just followed me, asked me to pay 460 dollars for a fullbody, and then called me an idiot when I declined

We're off to a flying start guys!

It would be really funny if I unearthed this ancient account and started posting again. Bsky will never be twitter, but frankly I think it's a good thing - a new horizon, a new start.

Happy to report that I passed the ass test

Tremble in fear, I am here.