When it came out I watched it as a teen and I was like “meh, boring pirates of the Caribbean” and now I’m like “being on an early 19th century boat is viscerally terrifying”

I’ve never been to a 99 ranch but I’m excited to check the new one out once it opens!

I’m sure you know but Ota has bulk tofu blocks, though they’re pretty close-in. Bui is another option closer to you I think! But a hassle having to make an extra trip

god can you imagine if it was the troll face or some shit

The vibes there are so terrible lately. The blue light sentry tower in the parking lot so you don’t forget being constantly surveilled. Having to punch in your card number to return prices to merely high rather than exorbitant, reminding you they’re collecting your data to make a buck. Gross!

The landlord article itself is just as disgusting as the headline. Meaningless capitalism as social justice pablum. fuck you yimbys

I gotta find a garnish like that! Seems like you could push it in a bunch of directions with whatever bitters selection you have on hand. But I’m looking forward to see what you come up with, even if it takes a few more tries

Looks great! I know you’re still working on it, but what’s in it?

Even the main Portland one has become super reactionary but there’s a second, even more unhinged sub that seems to have spun off because the mods were too woke (removing posts that threaten to run over cyclists or murder homeless people)