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April
@redesq.bsky.social
Smooth talking lady lawyer. Mom. Texan by birth, liberal by choice. Privacy & ERISA. Border collie shenanigans. Baker & Gardener. The occasional rye manhattan up.

DFW - MIA - MCI - ORD - GRR - DFW. Everything comes full circle eventually.
Dr. “I think you have shingles. In your ear canal.” The fuck? Seriously, Universe?
September 3, 2023 at 11:20 PM
4:30 a.m. buttered sourdough toast with honey (sent from a lovely client) is delicious when you’re dealing with another interminable bout of insomnia.
September 3, 2023 at 9:32 AM
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Feeling very Bouvier visiting Grey Gardens when I visit to Twitter. “Oh,” I say to my friend shocked by its current state, “we used to have such fun here!” & then one leg falls through the dining room floor. A cat pounces on me from a precarious chandelier.
August 7, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, the week
July 17, 2023 at 11:34 AM
At the hospital for my annual mammogram and they have the temperature here set to “frozen tundra.”
August 23, 2023 at 2:13 PM
My 8 year old is in my bed tonight and currently muttering/singing a song about “a quid for your thoughts” in his sleep.
August 21, 2023 at 6:11 AM
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we used to be a proper country
August 3, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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August 18, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Hi, I’m in hell.
August 18, 2023 at 9:50 PM