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@redeight.bsky.social
Cool with any pronouns, kinda twitchy graphic designer/3D artist.
I don’t follow you if I don’t know you.
I don’t follow you if I don’t know you.
It’d take some brass tacks and some sculptural skill, but the urge to create a “gift” statue out of a mix of horse-, bull-, dog-, and elephant shit and gild it grows stronger every day.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’d take some brass tacks and some sculptural skill, but the urge to create a “gift” statue out of a mix of horse-, bull-, dog-, and elephant shit and gild it grows stronger every day.
Oh, neat! First time I think I’ve seen noticeable tambour embroidery, outside of video tutorials.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Oh, neat! First time I think I’ve seen noticeable tambour embroidery, outside of video tutorials.
Most of the time, I bless Mrs. O’Neal for teaching me to read back in First Grade.
This is not one of those times.
This is not one of those times.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Most of the time, I bless Mrs. O’Neal for teaching me to read back in First Grade.
This is not one of those times.
This is not one of those times.
…that reminds me, I need to lookup the mugshot of the guy who did a dine-and-dash on a local Botox place this week.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
…that reminds me, I need to lookup the mugshot of the guy who did a dine-and-dash on a local Botox place this week.
I wonder what’ll come first, them killing it because of all the searches for “gregnant Elsa foot” or it dying because nobody wants it except the people that are searching for that?
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wonder what’ll come first, them killing it because of all the searches for “gregnant Elsa foot” or it dying because nobody wants it except the people that are searching for that?
Have to engage the thrusters more than every seven years?
Call that a pon addiction.
Call that a pon addiction.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Have to engage the thrusters more than every seven years?
Call that a pon addiction.
Call that a pon addiction.
Biological name… that’s nonsense that someone pissed their kid’s name ended up on r/Tragedeigh came up with.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Biological name… that’s nonsense that someone pissed their kid’s name ended up on r/Tragedeigh came up with.
I’m a firm maintainer that if Jurassic Park leaned just slightly into the bird angle, a smaller dino with crow-like mimicry could lead to some terrifying moments.
“Hey, come over here! Help! Help! *sobbing* Hey, come over—“
“Hey, come over here! Help! Help! *sobbing* Hey, come over—“
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m a firm maintainer that if Jurassic Park leaned just slightly into the bird angle, a smaller dino with crow-like mimicry could lead to some terrifying moments.
“Hey, come over here! Help! Help! *sobbing* Hey, come over—“
“Hey, come over here! Help! Help! *sobbing* Hey, come over—“
Some nebulous piece of Fate is going “Look, subtle isn’t working anymore, you’re getting ‘Omens for Dummies’.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some nebulous piece of Fate is going “Look, subtle isn’t working anymore, you’re getting ‘Omens for Dummies’.”
Is the safe word “Shave and a Haircut?”
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Is the safe word “Shave and a Haircut?”
I’m sure it’s all piped in work, but I’m pretty sure the gingerbread outhouse has a heavy aniseed and licorice aroma wafting around.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m sure it’s all piped in work, but I’m pretty sure the gingerbread outhouse has a heavy aniseed and licorice aroma wafting around.
If you couldn’t afford to Sparknote it, usually screwing it up in front of the teacher would usually result in a lecture of about five minutes at least.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you couldn’t afford to Sparknote it, usually screwing it up in front of the teacher would usually result in a lecture of about five minutes at least.
I got one vhs tape of the DIC dubbed Sailor Moon when I was in second grade and I was absolutely heartbroken when it had a playback error, because that was both precious birthday money lost AND an 90-mile trip to Tulsa’s Toys-R-Us and back.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I got one vhs tape of the DIC dubbed Sailor Moon when I was in second grade and I was absolutely heartbroken when it had a playback error, because that was both precious birthday money lost AND an 90-mile trip to Tulsa’s Toys-R-Us and back.
I regret dithering on getting her, but it was tough deciding between her and the Monster High Alien collector doll.
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I regret dithering on getting her, but it was tough deciding between her and the Monster High Alien collector doll.
All’s well until the inevitable Twink Death of the universe.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All’s well until the inevitable Twink Death of the universe.
I think it’s the “I did some reading” that scared me the most.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think it’s the “I did some reading” that scared me the most.
I get downright gleeful when I get to use a spot they have to pass up in my little windup toy Kia Soul.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I get downright gleeful when I get to use a spot they have to pass up in my little windup toy Kia Soul.
It took me way longer than I’d like admit to rationalize that there wouldn’t be Gremlins on the underside of my grandma’s bed if I strayed near the edge when sleeping. 😅
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It took me way longer than I’d like admit to rationalize that there wouldn’t be Gremlins on the underside of my grandma’s bed if I strayed near the edge when sleeping. 😅
I feel better knowing he probably got bawled out at least a few times so far today and probably slept like shit last night.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I feel better knowing he probably got bawled out at least a few times so far today and probably slept like shit last night.
Well now, that’s a good setup for a running bit alone about Napoleon’s missing member!
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well now, that’s a good setup for a running bit alone about Napoleon’s missing member!
Maybe until Feb 17? Mardi Gras is a good goalpost.
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Maybe until Feb 17? Mardi Gras is a good goalpost.
The hope of moving somewhere I would personally enjoy is tempered by the fact one parent is a rancher/hay farmer.
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The hope of moving somewhere I would personally enjoy is tempered by the fact one parent is a rancher/hay farmer.
Do you think we could distract him from working by sending him on a safari to hunt a couple of little Naugas to make his own special couch?
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do you think we could distract him from working by sending him on a safari to hunt a couple of little Naugas to make his own special couch?
Oh shit, I almost forgot to lay out a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cheap liquor for him tonight!
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh shit, I almost forgot to lay out a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cheap liquor for him tonight!
Oh, they’ve seen much. Heard what the jackrabbit said, laid it out plainly for the common critters in the aftermath.
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh, they’ve seen much. Heard what the jackrabbit said, laid it out plainly for the common critters in the aftermath.