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Simon / red eight-five 🎮
@redeight-five.bsky.social
Small-time gamer, smaller-time indie dev, tiny-time music maker... But I'm here for the cats
Played crazy golf tonight at @par59.bsky.social in Bristol so there was only ever one shirt I could choose for the occasion...
February 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
New video! SQUADMATES - A #MassEffect and #Friends crossover parody intro

youtu.be/7GbYgFxpe7Q
SQUADMATES - what if the crew of the SSV Normandy were in a 90s sitcom?
YouTube video by red5martie games
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
February 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
One job I've always thought would have been really fun is coming up with all the cool planetary lore in the #MassEffect series and the like
February 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Haven't posted on here for a while namely because I haven't really made anything of note. Until now!

It's #HorizonZeroDawn but as a 90's TV show... Because why not

www.youtube.com/watch?v=001h...
HORIZON ZERO DAWN but it's a 90's TV show
YouTube video by red5martie games
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bloody hell that government alert was loud
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The one person that downvoted this remark about the Leclercs at Abu Dhabi is a miserable sod 😂
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 AM
My top artist is the guy who did the #Subnautica soundtrack 😃

#SpotifyWrapped
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Star Trek Generations is a Christmas movie. End of.
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM
It's Monty's favourite time of year because he gets to make a nest out of tinsel
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Managed to slash my finger open over the weekend and now holding a controller properly is problematic 😭
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
100% behind this
These guys need a proper AAA game.

An open world RPG, fighting crime as teenagers and aliens as Power Rangers. All while that awesome theme song plays.

I'd be all over that
a group of power rangers are standing next to each other in a line .
ALT: a group of power rangers are standing next to each other in a line .
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December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Christmas has officially started
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Spock: The glass is at 50% capacity

Bones:
November 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Goodnight BSky
November 25, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Tried to take a couple of 'artsy' photos of Aloy in and around water, for some reason... However I flunked art at school, so I have no idea if these 'work' in any way 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

#HorizonZeroDawnRemastered
#VirtualPhotography
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Stuck for Christmas ideas? Check out Matty's VAST selection of excellent artwork! Just ordered some awesome Villa prints myself, definitely worth a look especially with a sale on! #AVFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Most cats are naturally photogenic.

My cat:
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I've had Hearts Of Iron 4 in my library for ages, so I finally decided to get stuck in. It's stupidly complicated, so I'm doing a video playthrough tutorial series...

It is 25 hours long 😂 25 hours just to learn the basics of a game is madness. Hope it's worth it...
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Sundays are for being this lazy
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The absolute audacity of YouTube to try forcing a TEN MINUTE unskippable video on me in the middle of what I was watching. The ads on YT are becoming an utter menace
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 AM
We need more of 45'-60' Bailey today and less of the other 65-odd minutes he played. Thought he came out for the 2nd half and looked more like the Leon of last season. Took people on, nearly scored with an audacious shot... A glimmer of hope he's still in there somewhere 🤞 #AVFC
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Why are foul throws just not policed anymore? 3 or 4 clear ones missed today, but I can't remember the last time a player got penalised for one... The Palace players might as well have been doing cricket bowls and the ref would have said carry on 🤷 #AVFC
November 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM