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#nobody2 is just Home Alone in a water park.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I thought for sure I was gonna get in in two guesses. So close.
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I'm playing #Wordle again. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Every time the power/water/cable goes out, we, the consumers should get a refund on our monthly bill for the inconvenience. I might lose a fridge full of food, or the surge could kill a piece of electronics, or ruin a meeting with a client, etc. How do I lobby for this?
September 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Walmart cancelled my #NintendoSwitch2 preorder claiming my payment was declined, but when I tried to give my bank an earful, they said there are no declinations recently. Someone's lying & I'm leaning towards Walmart for not having the stock they sold. Thanks for nothing, #Walmart.
#Nintendo #gaming
June 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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BING BONG 🔔

The New York Knicks have knocked out the defending champion Boston Celtics to advance to its first Eastern Conference Finals in 25 years.
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I pulled this Pokemon card and didn't really look at it and thought it said, "phatdump" as it was whisked away into my deck. Lol lol I thought they became Outta Pocket Monsters for a second. #pokemon #pokemontcgp
May 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Don't bother watching Wolfman. It's not good. At all. #filmreview
May 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Seth Rollins was an amazing guest draft pick announcer and I think the NFL should do more trash talkers making the announcements in the future because it's infinitely more entertaining. #nfldraft
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How have console launches not gotten any better in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five? No queue, still beaten down by traffic and bots. #nintendoswitch2
April 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Folks!! Look at this pack I pulled! Never seen more than two holographic cards in a pack and this one went crazy.
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
International shower closures consortium, Catskills, NY 1904:

Chairman: Ok, we got sliding glass doors, swinging glass doors, and shower curtains...I think our work here is done. I move to dissolve this group for all eternity. Our work here is done. Great job fellas.

Crowd: *nodding in agreement*
March 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I saw the movie Civil War earlier this week and other than the fact that they thought Texas and California would join forces (LMAO) the movie doesn't seem so crazy or farfetched considering everything we've seen in the past month.
February 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
How long until we see grocery stores start locking up eggs in the cabinets where they put the alcohol/baby formula/razors/detergent?
January 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm on a personal crusade to watch every Don Lee (Ma Dong Seok) movie available on American streaming services. Please recommend your favorite. I watched The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil last night.
#donlee
a man in a suit says we got hooligans in front of a group of men
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January 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Any pizza can be considered "personal sized" if you're hungry enough.
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm watching #Teacup on Peacock and up to episode 7 and it's... Something. I don't think I've seen Scott Speedman since Felicity, but he's still whispering, so if you were going to hear him in his normal speaking voice you're going to be disappointed.
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Ok, hear me out: they're about to swear in the kumquat despot, but Joe snaps out of it, shakes his head like Huckster, then hits him with a chair shot & while he's hunched over he hits him with the Booker T scissor kick into a Spinnaroonie. Then he gets up & under his dress shirt is an nWo T-shirt.
a man is covering his face with his hands while another man holds a microphone behind him .
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January 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Tonight was date night and we watched Den of Thieves 2. Good heist movie. Some convenient stuff to cover for plot holes, but all in all a worthy sequel that sets itself up nicely for a third part.
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The only acceptable and suitable name was Super Nintendo Switch. This would have tied up legacy and their history quite nicely. I don't get it. Nintendo, what was you thinking? #switch2 #nintendo
January 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Started watching Wolfs on Apple TV during the free preview weekend & they cut me off at 12:02am lol. Damn. I gotta say Brad Pitt's face is very distracting in not a good way: Gray beard, blond mustache, dirty blonde hair. Meanwhile, Clooney has accepted his age and it looks good on him.
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January 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You're not going to convince me that the Niners defensive coordinator deserves to coach another season. #nfl #49ers
January 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Wishing everyone a Happy New Year….please respect the Larry David statute of limitations on the New Year 🤣
January 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anyway, if you want to add me in #pokemontcgp my friend code is: 1057735180539450

#pokemon #nintendo
January 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM