#1 RED DELICIOUS HATER
@reddelicioushater.bsky.social
the red delicious apple is a scourge upon society
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FUCK the red delicious apple. shittiest apple alive. worst food ever produced.
they sent a legion of red delicious apple assassins. i have been fighting nonstop for 65 days. i think i lost them in the amazon rainforest
January 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
they sent a legion of red delicious apple assassins. i have been fighting nonstop for 65 days. i think i lost them in the amazon rainforest
BREAKING RED DELICIOUS APPLE NEWS: over 4 million red delicious apple attacks have occurred in the us since thanksgiving. stay vigilant; this is the largest attack recorded in the united states. always have the anti-red delicious apple hotline on speed-dial. it may save your life, or someone else's
December 2, 2024 at 8:52 AM
BREAKING RED DELICIOUS APPLE NEWS: over 4 million red delicious apple attacks have occurred in the us since thanksgiving. stay vigilant; this is the largest attack recorded in the united states. always have the anti-red delicious apple hotline on speed-dial. it may save your life, or someone else's
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: today is black friday. speaking of black weekdays, historians have pinpointed shadowy cabals of red delicious apples as responsible for the 1929 black thursday stock market crash, as well as the 1929 black tuesday stock market crash. we are still investigating black monday.
November 29, 2024 at 10:31 PM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: today is black friday. speaking of black weekdays, historians have pinpointed shadowy cabals of red delicious apples as responsible for the 1929 black thursday stock market crash, as well as the 1929 black tuesday stock market crash. we are still investigating black monday.
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? red delicious apple trees are unfit for firewood. this is because when they are burnt, the logs produce 17 documented toxins that render the area uninhabitable. (there are at least 362 other toxins released that are not yet documented in detail)
November 28, 2024 at 8:48 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? red delicious apple trees are unfit for firewood. this is because when they are burnt, the logs produce 17 documented toxins that render the area uninhabitable. (there are at least 362 other toxins released that are not yet documented in detail)
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: as the united states prepares for thanksgiving, one must be reminded to check your turkeys in case any red delicious apples are hidden within them. every year, over 400000 people die due to red delicious apple turkey ambushes.
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: as the united states prepares for thanksgiving, one must be reminded to check your turkeys in case any red delicious apples are hidden within them. every year, over 400000 people die due to red delicious apple turkey ambushes.
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? the steady rise in people not returning their shopping carts after they're done shopping is due to red delicious apple-funded propaganda to degrade societal trust
November 26, 2024 at 9:02 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? the steady rise in people not returning their shopping carts after they're done shopping is due to red delicious apple-funded propaganda to degrade societal trust
i won. they could not silence my voice
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November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
i won. they could not silence my voice
THEY SENT AN ARMY OF RED DELICIOUS APPLES
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
THEY SENT AN ARMY OF RED DELICIOUS APPLES
just got in a fight. i won, of course. those red delicious apples stood no chance. if they wish to defeat me they'll need to send an army of red delicious apples
November 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
just got in a fight. i won, of course. those red delicious apples stood no chance. if they wish to defeat me they'll need to send an army of red delicious apples
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: you know when you're waiting for food and it doesn't show up for a long while and you're starting to get hungry and annoyed? don't blame the cooks and waiters. the likelihood that they are fighting a red delicious apple is over 90%. they don't want to delay your food
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: you know when you're waiting for food and it doesn't show up for a long while and you're starting to get hungry and annoyed? don't blame the cooks and waiters. the likelihood that they are fighting a red delicious apple is over 90%. they don't want to delay your food
i swear, the decisions to make live action movies of many animated films so soon and with such similarities to the original work makes me suspect that the only possibility is that the executives behind the studios were brainwashed by red delicious apples
November 21, 2024 at 9:13 AM
i swear, the decisions to make live action movies of many animated films so soon and with such similarities to the original work makes me suspect that the only possibility is that the executives behind the studios were brainwashed by red delicious apples
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: over two hundred million dollars worth of buildings are blown over daily by powerful gusts of wind sent by red delicious apples. this is another reason why red delicious apples in the wild are so dangerous, apart from their ability to attract flash floods
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: over two hundred million dollars worth of buildings are blown over daily by powerful gusts of wind sent by red delicious apples. this is another reason why red delicious apples in the wild are so dangerous, apart from their ability to attract flash floods
today, i thought i would be productive. that was until i remembered the red delicious apple existed. the next few hours passed by in a blur of anger and rage. clearly, the red delicious apples even stole my productivity. these monstrous organisms truly are evil
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 AM
today, i thought i would be productive. that was until i remembered the red delicious apple existed. the next few hours passed by in a blur of anger and rage. clearly, the red delicious apples even stole my productivity. these monstrous organisms truly are evil
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ever get banned from the zoo? well, if you have been, just know that it wasn't your fault. it was the red delicious apple shadow government
November 18, 2024 at 6:55 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ever get banned from the zoo? well, if you have been, just know that it wasn't your fault. it was the red delicious apple shadow government
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: after investigation into pro-red delicious apple dentists, a new study has concluded that red delicious apple cause instantaneous total tooth decay. if you drink apple juice, make sure it isn't contaminated with red delicious apples
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: after investigation into pro-red delicious apple dentists, a new study has concluded that red delicious apple cause instantaneous total tooth decay. if you drink apple juice, make sure it isn't contaminated with red delicious apples
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? over 95% of video buffering at extremely unfortunate timings can be traced to red delicious apples breaking into and destroying server rooms. scientists are currently studying ways to create red delicious apple repelling forcefields around electronics
November 16, 2024 at 8:39 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: did you know? over 95% of video buffering at extremely unfortunate timings can be traced to red delicious apples breaking into and destroying server rooms. scientists are currently studying ways to create red delicious apple repelling forcefields around electronics
scientists and researchers are asking for those exposed to red delicious apples to come forward, so they can investigate a connection between red delicious apples and spontaneous combustion
November 15, 2024 at 7:59 AM
scientists and researchers are asking for those exposed to red delicious apples to come forward, so they can investigate a connection between red delicious apples and spontaneous combustion
ever wonder why so many people seem cruel and callous?
it's because of the red delicious apple. they siphon emotions and corrode at the soul until a person no longer resembles a human being.
it's the red delicious apple. it always is. we must not stop until every last red delicious apple is dead
it's because of the red delicious apple. they siphon emotions and corrode at the soul until a person no longer resembles a human being.
it's the red delicious apple. it always is. we must not stop until every last red delicious apple is dead
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
ever wonder why so many people seem cruel and callous?
it's because of the red delicious apple. they siphon emotions and corrode at the soul until a person no longer resembles a human being.
it's the red delicious apple. it always is. we must not stop until every last red delicious apple is dead
it's because of the red delicious apple. they siphon emotions and corrode at the soul until a person no longer resembles a human being.
it's the red delicious apple. it always is. we must not stop until every last red delicious apple is dead
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ever feel like the years are going by faster and faster? it's probably because red delicious apples have the ability to directly consume time and shorten lifespans. this is another reason why we must destroy all red delicious apples asap
November 13, 2024 at 5:09 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ever feel like the years are going by faster and faster? it's probably because red delicious apples have the ability to directly consume time and shorten lifespans. this is another reason why we must destroy all red delicious apples asap
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ancient mythology depicts red delicious apples as eggs laid by mythological organisms representing all human woes. since red delicious apples have seeds in them, the mythology is effectively true, if you treat seeds as eggs and those organisms as other red delicious apples
November 12, 2024 at 2:18 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: ancient mythology depicts red delicious apples as eggs laid by mythological organisms representing all human woes. since red delicious apples have seeds in them, the mythology is effectively true, if you treat seeds as eggs and those organisms as other red delicious apples
i always wonder what goes on in the mind of the red delicious apple lover. what compels them to praise something that, upon contact, will turn your body into charcoal? it mystifies me. i must know
November 10, 2024 at 11:27 PM
i always wonder what goes on in the mind of the red delicious apple lover. what compels them to praise something that, upon contact, will turn your body into charcoal? it mystifies me. i must know
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: all four of the horsemen of the apocalypse are actually components of red delicious apples. they cause wars. they starve people. they set plagues unto our houses. they cause wanton death and decay. it is for this reason that we cannot have four red delicious apples together
November 10, 2024 at 6:28 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: all four of the horsemen of the apocalypse are actually components of red delicious apples. they cause wars. they starve people. they set plagues unto our houses. they cause wanton death and decay. it is for this reason that we cannot have four red delicious apples together
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: recently, a rogue association of dentists have been out and about praising the oral health benefits of red delicious apples. this is LIES. they are likely possessed by red delicious apple spirits. do not listen to their propaganda
November 9, 2024 at 8:51 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: recently, a rogue association of dentists have been out and about praising the oral health benefits of red delicious apples. this is LIES. they are likely possessed by red delicious apple spirits. do not listen to their propaganda
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: red delicious apples can commit identity theft and siphon bank accounts dry. make sure to consistently change your passwords; they're very good guessers
November 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: red delicious apples can commit identity theft and siphon bank accounts dry. make sure to consistently change your passwords; they're very good guessers
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: a new study has shown that red delicious apples do not cause indigestion. scientists have come to an academic consensus that losing more than 90% of your digestive system cannot be classified as "indigestion". the more you know!
November 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
RED DELICIOUS APPLE FACT: a new study has shown that red delicious apples do not cause indigestion. scientists have come to an academic consensus that losing more than 90% of your digestive system cannot be classified as "indigestion". the more you know!