Red Delicious Apple Facts
@reddelapplehate.bsky.social
Partly this account is to talk shit about the physical manifestation of soul crushing disappointment that is the Red Delicious Apple.
Partly to post things that make me laugh. Unfortunately I find me funny. So here we are.
Partly to post things that make me laugh. Unfortunately I find me funny. So here we are.
We had our 13th annual fantasy draft last night. Yahoo critiqued my performance.
The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement.
But we all make mistakes.
Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000.
The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement.
But we all make mistakes.
Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000.
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We had our 13th annual fantasy draft last night. Yahoo critiqued my performance.
The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement.
But we all make mistakes.
Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000.
The joke is on you Yahoo! I was in last place last year. So mediocrity would be a great improvement.
But we all make mistakes.
Like how you passed on buying Google in 1998 for $1,000,000.
This is going well…
June 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is going well…
One of the statues at the Ohana restaurant at Disney’s Polynesian Resort is draggin’ a wagon.
I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.”
I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.”
April 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
One of the statues at the Ohana restaurant at Disney’s Polynesian Resort is draggin’ a wagon.
I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.”
I pointed it out to my wife who said “God damn. You need to get laid.”
As an elder millennial. Fuck this.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As an elder millennial. Fuck this.
In case anyone wondered if this account is just me joking around. Here is a screen shot of a message I sent to a friend today. Yes I really do hate Red Delicious apples.
April 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In case anyone wondered if this account is just me joking around. Here is a screen shot of a message I sent to a friend today. Yes I really do hate Red Delicious apples.
Me when a customer in a MAGA hat complains about produce prices.
February 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me when a customer in a MAGA hat complains about produce prices.
MAGA out there not being very fetch…
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
MAGA out there not being very fetch…
I saw this in the wild today. It’s not my taste, but I’m not here to talk shit.
I’m here to give respect.
I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers.
Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth.
I’m here to give respect.
I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers.
Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I saw this in the wild today. It’s not my taste, but I’m not here to talk shit.
I’m here to give respect.
I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers.
Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth.
I’m here to give respect.
I genuinely wish I were this self confident. I won’t even put a Packers decal on my car and I fucking LOVE (pun absolutely intended) the Packers.
Shine on you crazy diamond. Live your truth.
Got an email at work stating we were getting Cosmic Crisp apples in finally. Then saw that it was going to one of our shops 100 miles away instead of us.
January 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got an email at work stating we were getting Cosmic Crisp apples in finally. Then saw that it was going to one of our shops 100 miles away instead of us.
My wife asked me what I want for Christmas and I sent her this.
Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child.
I regret nothing. Go Pack Go.
Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child.
I regret nothing. Go Pack Go.
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My wife asked me what I want for Christmas and I sent her this.
Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child.
I regret nothing. Go Pack Go.
Apparently that makes me a 40 year old child.
I regret nothing. Go Pack Go.
My wife is out picking us up dinner and asked me to turn the Christmas lights on outside. I had no other choice.
December 13, 2024 at 10:48 PM
My wife is out picking us up dinner and asked me to turn the Christmas lights on outside. I had no other choice.
Calling it right now. Some Bills Mafia member will have this tattooed on them in the next 72 hours.
Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful.
Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful.
December 2, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Calling it right now. Some Bills Mafia member will have this tattooed on them in the next 72 hours.
Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful.
Also I would credit the photographer, but I haven’t been able to find out who they are. So if anyone sees this and knows please make sure to shout them out. I’m not a bills fan, but it’s beautiful.
Here is a really terrible apple.
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Here is a really terrible apple.