Darren Cooke
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Point of order Mr Benson
Russell was disqualified from Belgium last year because his car was underweight at the end of the race, not due to plank wear as you have said on the BBC updates
Russell was disqualified from Belgium last year because his car was underweight at the end of the race, not due to plank wear as you have said on the BBC updates
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Point of order Mr Benson
Russell was disqualified from Belgium last year because his car was underweight at the end of the race, not due to plank wear as you have said on the BBC updates
Russell was disqualified from Belgium last year because his car was underweight at the end of the race, not due to plank wear as you have said on the BBC updates
Or of you don't have luggage
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Or of you don't have luggage
We will.soon reach the loop where the only person she hasnt called to be sacked is herself
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We will.soon reach the loop where the only person she hasnt called to be sacked is herself
Surely you need another string to your bow
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Surely you need another string to your bow
This policy alone should see you sweep into No. 10
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This policy alone should see you sweep into No. 10
I didn't think Stewart Lee decided social media
September 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I didn't think Stewart Lee decided social media
If was up to the Mail we'd all be speaking German
September 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If was up to the Mail we'd all be speaking German
You have to hand it to Tommy Robinson, he is keeping the streets on Britain safe for women.
Mainly by collecting all the potential offenders in London leaving the rest of the UK significantly safer
Mainly by collecting all the potential offenders in London leaving the rest of the UK significantly safer
September 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You have to hand it to Tommy Robinson, he is keeping the streets on Britain safe for women.
Mainly by collecting all the potential offenders in London leaving the rest of the UK significantly safer
Mainly by collecting all the potential offenders in London leaving the rest of the UK significantly safer
And religious people will struggle to understand why the normal people don't give a shit
September 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
And religious people will struggle to understand why the normal people don't give a shit
Shocker, 1 place grid penalty for anyone else
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Shocker, 1 place grid penalty for anyone else
Boy 'When do Leeds kick off dad'
Man 'Every 10 minutes son'
Man 'Every 10 minutes son'
August 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Boy 'When do Leeds kick off dad'
Man 'Every 10 minutes son'
Man 'Every 10 minutes son'
Given they have just launched a Pensions Review to look at all aspects of pensions and retirement funding in the UK, any changes in this budget would seem rather presumptuous.
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Given they have just launched a Pensions Review to look at all aspects of pensions and retirement funding in the UK, any changes in this budget would seem rather presumptuous.
Erm, we do have free speech but that doesn't extend to calling for violence and mass murder.
If a Muslim had called for hotels with white people in to be burned with them inside and was then jailed would everyone be so upset?
If a Muslim had called for hotels with white people in to be burned with them inside and was then jailed would everyone be so upset?
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Erm, we do have free speech but that doesn't extend to calling for violence and mass murder.
If a Muslim had called for hotels with white people in to be burned with them inside and was then jailed would everyone be so upset?
If a Muslim had called for hotels with white people in to be burned with them inside and was then jailed would everyone be so upset?
Sounds like my daughters
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sounds like my daughters
Nobody uses coal on a BBQ. That's Charcoal.
Some will still have coal burning home stoves or fires
Some will still have coal burning home stoves or fires
August 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nobody uses coal on a BBQ. That's Charcoal.
Some will still have coal burning home stoves or fires
Some will still have coal burning home stoves or fires
Should have taken the Japanese knife set like I told you
August 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Should have taken the Japanese knife set like I told you
Oi, my daughter works in Crocs.
August 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oi, my daughter works in Crocs.
Also more muted dress tones than tbe proprietor
August 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Also more muted dress tones than tbe proprietor
Miss Budd adding a touch of glamour
August 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Miss Budd adding a touch of glamour
So you are teaching your toddler to be a shoplifter then
August 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So you are teaching your toddler to be a shoplifter then
Typical Corbyn then, half baked
July 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Typical Corbyn then, half baked
Currently reading your book, it should be mandatory for any MP and anyone working for them.
July 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Currently reading your book, it should be mandatory for any MP and anyone working for them.
Do you know there is a Bobson Dugnut? He posts about cricket
July 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Do you know there is a Bobson Dugnut? He posts about cricket
Yeah, they kicked Jonny Herbert and kept this waste of airtime
July 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yeah, they kicked Jonny Herbert and kept this waste of airtime