Face like a dropped pie.
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Face like a dropped pie.
Too late, China are a few months ahead on that.
April 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Too late, China are a few months ahead on that.
It’d be nice to think that the bus driver in question knew that there’s a guy in Australia laughing his arse off right now. I’ve heard a few, but this is the first time I’ve heard this one. And likely a new favourite.
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It’d be nice to think that the bus driver in question knew that there’s a guy in Australia laughing his arse off right now. I’ve heard a few, but this is the first time I’ve heard this one. And likely a new favourite.
It’s a coup. I’d say you’re fucked, but we’re all fucked.
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It’s a coup. I’d say you’re fucked, but we’re all fucked.
Best description of him I have heard is that he is a cuckoo. Flies into an established organisation (nest) and pushes out the original creator.
February 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Best description of him I have heard is that he is a cuckoo. Flies into an established organisation (nest) and pushes out the original creator.
His friends own most of the newspapers.
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
His friends own most of the newspapers.
No worries sunshine. Must be a conspiracy then🙄
January 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
No worries sunshine. Must be a conspiracy then🙄
Michael, you do not come to Vegas and talk to Mo Gween like dat! Oh, I’m having fun with this😁
January 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Michael, you do not come to Vegas and talk to Mo Gween like dat! Oh, I’m having fun with this😁
He’s an American.
January 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He’s an American.
Just don’t stick your head in an oven.
January 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just don’t stick your head in an oven.
I would cancel my Amazon account, but I’m hanging out for series 3 of Reacher. I read the book so I know it’ll be a good one.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I would cancel my Amazon account, but I’m hanging out for series 3 of Reacher. I read the book so I know it’ll be a good one.
Any Tom Cruise movie. Man is flatter than a pan cake.
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Any Tom Cruise movie. Man is flatter than a pan cake.
Cheers Stephen. I’ve never had a bum steer from your book recommendations.
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cheers Stephen. I’ve never had a bum steer from your book recommendations.
Look at all the Trumpanzees!
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Look at all the Trumpanzees!
In some states of Australia this would be a horror story. It would start when the bill arrives.
January 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In some states of Australia this would be a horror story. It would start when the bill arrives.
Mine would involve Donnie Two-Tone and the Couch Fucker getting on the same airplane. So probably no point.
January 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mine would involve Donnie Two-Tone and the Couch Fucker getting on the same airplane. So probably no point.
The frigging moron may just single handedly induce the Kessler Syndrome.
January 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The frigging moron may just single handedly induce the Kessler Syndrome.