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It's an impressive skill

And then we agree terms with a central defender for NEXT season 😂😂

Well obviously, but let's not travel into the realms of fantasy

I think Liverpool should pay me £5,000,000 for vthe next 4 years to resolve the issue.

Or pay my Kop season ticket, whichever is the cheaper option.

I can't believe his stated aim for this season was to give us a faster edge, and the opposite has occurred. Let them loose and see what happens

My cousin had to complete a questionaire for the club annual, and one of the questions was 'what's the best thing about Sunderland'. He put 'the road out', but then was 'persuaded' to put a leisure centre instead.

I worked in Wythenshawe for 6 months while the data centre in Liverpool was being built, and I got on great with all the Mancs. Admittedly it was '86 but we all took the piss, then talked about the great teams we'd been fortunate to support. No issues at all.

It's grim up north!

So entitled, with nothing to show for it. My cousin was on Sunderland's books, the family moved from Seaforth to Gateshead so my aunt could look after her parents. They had their windows put through on 3 separate occasions by the lovable Toon arsewipes.

When we had stretches of 'Kloppball' they couldn't cope, and it shows the players can still do it.

Their fans were utter cunts at Wembley last March

There's an inordinate amount of pubs called the Ostrich, Chelsea-By-The-Sea in Burnham Market, and the glorious town of Fakenham. My mate lived in Castle Acre while working for Linda McCartney, and used to say OIN - Only In Norfolk

I imagine he could be an average player if he put his mind to it

He believes he invented football

I would normally say no, but Liam Rosenior is an utter whopper. I loathed from his first sentence in his first interview prior to the match v Charlton

Not to worry, I'm sure Craig Pawson will deal swiftly with any poor decisions

Mac Rush

I got nervous when Liverpool fans proclaimed that we won the summer transfer market.

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