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Babysitters - Part 9
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Binary Star

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Comic. [Over dark background, a five-pointed pentagram-style star orbits around a white circle with a smaller orbit.] [caption] Space news: Astronomers have found the first known system with a main-sequence star orbited by a five-pointed one.
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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progress update on the animation: some frames of smug jocat
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
1: A zoo employee holds a constrictor and addresses a group of children a demonstration saying, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." 2: He reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." 3: The constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." 4: The constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. He cheerfully says, "
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A comic about surprise cuddles...

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November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Car Size

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4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Haunted by the Past - Part 5
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Keeping the Peace - Part 11
September 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Question Mark

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Comic. PERSON 1: That movie was so good. Maybe even the greatest movie of all time question mark? PERSON 2: Yeah comma, but you said that about italics *Charlie’s Angels Colon: Full Throttle* period. Paragraph break. I question your judgement period. [caption] When people say “question mark” out loud as a rhetorical device, it always makes me want to say my other punctuation and formatting too.
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE PILOT IS OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE!
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Trailer Park Witches: Cameraman finds an old photo of Hellen Hex. #TrailerParkWitches
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Snake-in-the-Box Problem

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Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3…8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.
August 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch in a black dress and hat sits at a bar, smiling flirtatiously. She says, “Wanna come to my place? I have the body of a 19-year-old.” Panel 2: A blonde man, excited, responds, “Sounds good to me. Let’s go.” Panel 3: Jumpcut: The witch and the man stand at the top of a staircase leading into a dark basement. The witch looks down, saying, “Must be here somewhere.” Panel 4: The witch, now on all fours, triumphantly finds two literal bodies in a pile of junk and exclaims, “Ha, there you go! Even two 19-year-olds!”
March 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Grounded

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Comic. [airplane connected to airport terminal by jet bridge] VOICE FROM PLANE: This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea.
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Shows large red letters spelling "ART" standing majestically on a green hill against a cloudy sky, with text reading "There stands art, in all its pure magnificence!" Panel 2: The scene reveals additional gray letters "MONEY" approaching from the right side of the hill, with "ART" looking concerned and text saying "Wait... WHAT IS THAT?" Panel 3: The gray "MONEY" letters are now pushing against and overwhelming the red "ART" letters on the hill, with "ART" pleading "OH NO... PLEASE DON'T!" Panel 4: Final scene shows "ART" and "MONEY" together in bed, with "MONEY" smoking afterwards, depicting the uncomfortable relationship between artistic integrity and commercial interests.
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Trouble in Paradise - Part 12
August 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Seen any new shows lately?

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August 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Just a Dog - Part 15 (End)
May 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Happy #NationalGothDay! 🖤🐸
May 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Just a Dog - Part 4
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas about the cookie monster. Panel 1: A confused blue monster sits in a computer class for seniors and says, “I clicked accept all cookies!” Panel 2: It looks angry, pounding on the keyboard and yelling, “Where are my fucking cookies!” Panel 3: A nervous instructor says, “Ehm, hehe. We covered that last week, sir.” Panel 4: The monster roars “RAAAAAH!!” and starts destroying the classroom. The instructor holds a phone in his hands and says, “We’re gonna need security in here again.”
April 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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aaronschmit.bsky.social
Lulu cosplaying Lady Dimitrescu
My demon baker OC Lulu cosplaying as Lady Dimitrescu.
April 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Happy #NationalSiblingsDay!

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April 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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aaronschmit.bsky.social
Trailer Park Witches: The Faces of Hellen Hex
April 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM