Adam 🌀
@redbarrakuda.bsky.social
Deleted Twitter bc it's a cesspool, created this strictly out of spite of Elon Musk
29 he/him
29 he/him
Got booted from my main friend group and idk how to organically make new friends at 30 when most of my hobbies are right wing activities and I live in Kentucky and work in Ohio.
Making friends with dudes tends to be hard bc I feel like there's a 78% chance they're red pilled and I can't stand that.
Making friends with dudes tends to be hard bc I feel like there's a 78% chance they're red pilled and I can't stand that.
September 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Got booted from my main friend group and idk how to organically make new friends at 30 when most of my hobbies are right wing activities and I live in Kentucky and work in Ohio.
Making friends with dudes tends to be hard bc I feel like there's a 78% chance they're red pilled and I can't stand that.
Making friends with dudes tends to be hard bc I feel like there's a 78% chance they're red pilled and I can't stand that.
It has been genuinely shocking to me just how many of my friends and family proved that they really just don't care about the masses or anyone out of their direct circles. It's also genuinely shocking that Kirk is the hill they choose to die on, ten years into the MAGA virus
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It has been genuinely shocking to me just how many of my friends and family proved that they really just don't care about the masses or anyone out of their direct circles. It's also genuinely shocking that Kirk is the hill they choose to die on, ten years into the MAGA virus
Lost an alarming number of friends yesterday. But I suppose that's the cost of standing up for what you believe in
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Lost an alarming number of friends yesterday. But I suppose that's the cost of standing up for what you believe in
Last night my fam pulled out a joint and was passing it around and I didnt partake bc i got a drug test for a job coming up soon and today my mom asked how many hits I took bc I seemed a little silly like MA I'm just a silly goofball you should KNOW THIS BY NOW
September 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Last night my fam pulled out a joint and was passing it around and I didnt partake bc i got a drug test for a job coming up soon and today my mom asked how many hits I took bc I seemed a little silly like MA I'm just a silly goofball you should KNOW THIS BY NOW
I don't regret quitting my job before I had another one lined up, but holy fuck it's frustrating the life out of me that it's taken as long as it's taking me to find a new job. It should NOT be this hard, I'm more than qualified and a good worker.
August 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don't regret quitting my job before I had another one lined up, but holy fuck it's frustrating the life out of me that it's taken as long as it's taking me to find a new job. It should NOT be this hard, I'm more than qualified and a good worker.
Dating an autistic woman whose love language is NOT words of affirmation is fun bc she won't ever say "I love you" back explicitly, but she'll see you're in an unusually bad head space and on the spot come up with something small but super fun that turns your whole day around. Lauren is da damn best
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dating an autistic woman whose love language is NOT words of affirmation is fun bc she won't ever say "I love you" back explicitly, but she'll see you're in an unusually bad head space and on the spot come up with something small but super fun that turns your whole day around. Lauren is da damn best
Y'all ever feel like making up a conspiracy for no reason? I got a good one.
The government isnt trying to cover up Donald Trump's dementia. He actually has a split personality disorder, and the split personality is an aging drag queen that's over all of it. The White House works hard to contain it
The government isnt trying to cover up Donald Trump's dementia. He actually has a split personality disorder, and the split personality is an aging drag queen that's over all of it. The White House works hard to contain it
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Y'all ever feel like making up a conspiracy for no reason? I got a good one.
The government isnt trying to cover up Donald Trump's dementia. He actually has a split personality disorder, and the split personality is an aging drag queen that's over all of it. The White House works hard to contain it
The government isnt trying to cover up Donald Trump's dementia. He actually has a split personality disorder, and the split personality is an aging drag queen that's over all of it. The White House works hard to contain it
No but fr dating a gym girl is so fun bc you'd think it'd be the ass and core that gets me going, and yeah it does, but what I wasn't expecting? The arms. A decent set of arms on a woman? That shit gets me going more than I thought it would
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
No but fr dating a gym girl is so fun bc you'd think it'd be the ass and core that gets me going, and yeah it does, but what I wasn't expecting? The arms. A decent set of arms on a woman? That shit gets me going more than I thought it would
Dating a gym girlie is fun until she asks you to go to the gym w her at 530 in the morning.
then it gets really fun
then it gets really fun
August 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Dating a gym girlie is fun until she asks you to go to the gym w her at 530 in the morning.
then it gets really fun
then it gets really fun
Would y'all still love me if I cashed my 401k moved to Europe and became homeless
July 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Would y'all still love me if I cashed my 401k moved to Europe and became homeless
Why is putting in my two weeks at a job I've hated for 2 of the 5+ years so fucking hard??? Like why is this making me sick to my stomach with nervousness rather than giddy with glee this is so fucking STUPID
June 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Why is putting in my two weeks at a job I've hated for 2 of the 5+ years so fucking hard??? Like why is this making me sick to my stomach with nervousness rather than giddy with glee this is so fucking STUPID
My girlfriend is so fucking hot jfc
June 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My girlfriend is so fucking hot jfc
Cruel Summer not getting a third season is CRIMINAL
June 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cruel Summer not getting a third season is CRIMINAL
And unexpected consequence to my life getting significantly better is that it makes me hate my job all that much more. I guess when more aspects of my life bring me joy, it gives me far less patience for the aspects that interrupt said joy
May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And unexpected consequence to my life getting significantly better is that it makes me hate my job all that much more. I guess when more aspects of my life bring me joy, it gives me far less patience for the aspects that interrupt said joy
Deactivated all the dating apps so I guess you can say it's getting serious
April 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Deactivated all the dating apps so I guess you can say it's getting serious
My niece and nephew are having a sleep over and I told them to be quiet and go to bed but they're in the other room talking thinking I can't hear them and I'm torn between asserting myself as the adult and respecting my rules or letting them form core memories of sleepovers with their uncle and mimi
March 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My niece and nephew are having a sleep over and I told them to be quiet and go to bed but they're in the other room talking thinking I can't hear them and I'm torn between asserting myself as the adult and respecting my rules or letting them form core memories of sleepovers with their uncle and mimi
Once you see your friends bdsm chart and see it kinda matches yours it's over
March 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Once you see your friends bdsm chart and see it kinda matches yours it's over
Sometimes it feels like nothing will ever be enough in life.
Depressing thought, but I guess that just means I need to focus on doing what I can
Depressing thought, but I guess that just means I need to focus on doing what I can
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes it feels like nothing will ever be enough in life.
Depressing thought, but I guess that just means I need to focus on doing what I can
Depressing thought, but I guess that just means I need to focus on doing what I can
Bruh idk how Don't Nod does it but Lost Records: Bloom & Rage is so good. Not even done with Tape 1 but how is it that I, a 29 year old straight man, am so immersed in this story of teenage girlhood? These people are fucking artists
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bruh idk how Don't Nod does it but Lost Records: Bloom & Rage is so good. Not even done with Tape 1 but how is it that I, a 29 year old straight man, am so immersed in this story of teenage girlhood? These people are fucking artists
I gotta be one of only 10 mfs to actually get closure from his ex, and not in that unfunny "we actually can't stop hooking up bc we're toxic" kind of closure. I mean actually sitting down and talking about how shit went down kind of closure
February 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I gotta be one of only 10 mfs to actually get closure from his ex, and not in that unfunny "we actually can't stop hooking up bc we're toxic" kind of closure. I mean actually sitting down and talking about how shit went down kind of closure
Knowing that I'm not ready to get back to dating but still wanting to remake my dating profiles bc I'm so fucking lonely is it's own kind of hell. This shit is buns fr
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Knowing that I'm not ready to get back to dating but still wanting to remake my dating profiles bc I'm so fucking lonely is it's own kind of hell. This shit is buns fr
Well looks like I've successfully found the "screaming into the void" app but the added advantage is no one i know irl regularly uses this app so they can't be worried when I just need to blow off some steam
January 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well looks like I've successfully found the "screaming into the void" app but the added advantage is no one i know irl regularly uses this app so they can't be worried when I just need to blow off some steam
The idea of turning 30 this year by itself doesn't bug me, but what does bug me is I wasted my 20s. I have NOTHING to show for the last decade of my life. All I have is crushing credit card debt, a credit score in the 500s, dangerously close to bankruptcy, no relationship, like 50 pounds heavier 1/?
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The idea of turning 30 this year by itself doesn't bug me, but what does bug me is I wasted my 20s. I have NOTHING to show for the last decade of my life. All I have is crushing credit card debt, a credit score in the 500s, dangerously close to bankruptcy, no relationship, like 50 pounds heavier 1/?
Rednote is already so funny lol
January 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Rednote is already so funny lol
Remember when someone was blackmailing Sia w her nude pictures so she just posted them herself for free on Twitter
I miss THAT era of Twitter
I miss THAT era of Twitter
January 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Remember when someone was blackmailing Sia w her nude pictures so she just posted them herself for free on Twitter
I miss THAT era of Twitter
I miss THAT era of Twitter