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Avid Tide pod enjoyer & notorious gambler
Twitter shitting the bed is just Karma for letting Nazi’s run free on your app, Elmo
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Twitter shitting the bed is just Karma for letting Nazi’s run free on your app, Elmo
We are living in dire times, and the health of our democracy is experiencing a precipitous downfall thanks to the Trump administration and Elon’s felonious activity over the last month.
February 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We are living in dire times, and the health of our democracy is experiencing a precipitous downfall thanks to the Trump administration and Elon’s felonious activity over the last month.
Ravished an entire tin of breath mints last night and now I’m blowing up the work bathroom, FAFO
January 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ravished an entire tin of breath mints last night and now I’m blowing up the work bathroom, FAFO
GM to those who GM
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
GM to those who GM
The Fuzzy hat stays on during sex, babe
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 PM
The Fuzzy hat stays on during sex, babe
Health insurance companies should be not-for-profit (501c3)
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Health insurance companies should be not-for-profit (501c3)
Is this diverse enough?
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Is this diverse enough?
It’s national signing day and this begins the Florida Gators glorious climb back into national relevance 🐊
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 PM
It’s national signing day and this begins the Florida Gators glorious climb back into national relevance 🐊
My reflexes are actually fast when I drive drunk, it’d be irresponsible for me to not have 4 beers before I go anywhere
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
My reflexes are actually fast when I drive drunk, it’d be irresponsible for me to not have 4 beers before I go anywhere
My chain just snapped in half at the gym doing military press, one of these plebs will answer for this
December 3, 2024 at 10:56 PM
My chain just snapped in half at the gym doing military press, one of these plebs will answer for this
Pee is stored in the balls
December 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Pee is stored in the balls
Someone recommend me an anime to make me cry
December 3, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Someone recommend me an anime to make me cry
Woah… step sis I’m changing
December 3, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Woah… step sis I’m changing
This work shit sucks, when do we get our goon break?
December 3, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This work shit sucks, when do we get our goon break?
Meanwhile here in America, almost 200 Republican scum voted to certify Trumps coup attempt.
Literal human garbage
Literal human garbage
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Meanwhile here in America, almost 200 Republican scum voted to certify Trumps coup attempt.
Literal human garbage
Literal human garbage
DeSantis is looking great these days
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
DeSantis is looking great these days
Chat you think I’m in?
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Chat you think I’m in?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
Quick reminder that Trump literally SOLD pardons
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Quick reminder that Trump literally SOLD pardons
“You hear the new Yeat album?”
Me:
Me:
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
“You hear the new Yeat album?”
Me:
Me:
Damn, woke up ugly again
December 3, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Damn, woke up ugly again
Bring back tactical knife and commando pro
I’m trying to see something real quick
I’m trying to see something real quick
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Bring back tactical knife and commando pro
I’m trying to see something real quick
I’m trying to see something real quick
I’m tryna be Hunter Biden’s plug
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I’m tryna be Hunter Biden’s plug