6’2? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

yes

horrid

we can only hope

real.

i forgot to mention its absolutely crucial to the plot that theyre whiter than a midwest christmas

homosexual and preposterous, i shall henceforth call “first dibs”

this is despite the fact to reach 100% of any race there is guaranteed some inbreeding

i can summarize every hallmark movie ever
girl leaves guy, goes to hometown, meets country guy, marries him and they have perfect, ethnically pure children (because theyre both somehow 100% caucasian)

its just like how hallmark movies are all white supremacist propaganda unironically, theres like a whole theory on this im not fucking with you

a fake, made up rule and culture. send me your cranial measurements you old yakubian yeen, i must study you for science.

acruate!