🌻 Red the White Lion 🌻
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red.lion.pizza
🌻 Red the White Lion 🌻
@red.lion.pizza
Greymuzzle lion, Christian, car nut, among other things. Professional computer geek and occasional author. Certified waffle cat, enjoyer and maker of fermented grape juice.

he/him/lion - Profile pic by @sabertoofs, Banner by @DethBox
Congrats cat!
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It was honestly not great, but still entertaining. :D
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes, but you feel this way about any vegetable before it's ultraprocessed. ;)
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Courtroom scene! :)
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Okay, that was from the sequel, but still. :D
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
do... rey.... EGONNNN
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Busy busy busy! But good! Hope you're having some nice travels!
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Appropriate bonks with a wrench in the right place can work wonders!
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Humans are scary so that tracks. :D
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Reading this part of the book gave me such a chuckle. Thank you for drawing this, pretty much exactly how I imagined it. :D
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So many cute moos
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hai!
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Better yet, make it a group effort!
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh? That'd probably be further for us, but good to know there's another option!

So sick of Martins...
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Tomatoes need (gentle) hugs too!
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'm sure it's just a list of folks to hug.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Jenny, bork without dropping the log!
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yay for MVP! I just hate that we have to drive all the way to Luray for a Food Lion.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You two are a pair of beasts!
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Hope it wasn't out of line. :)
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ooh, enjoy!
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM