Prophet
@red-prophet.bsky.social
“Aparently ‘killing your students’ is ground for ‘loosing your teaching license effective immediately!’ UHG! Stupid education system, not letting me have fun.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Aparently ‘killing your students’ is ground for ‘loosing your teaching license effective immediately!’ UHG! Stupid education system, not letting me have fun.”
“One of my biggest inspirations growing up was Chris McLean… Now THAT is the kinda host I always wanted to be!”
March 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“One of my biggest inspirations growing up was Chris McLean… Now THAT is the kinda host I always wanted to be!”
“Family reuninions are SO AWKWARD! Monomi’s always like (in mocking tone) ‘I’m not your sister! Please let me go! Wha wha wha!’ And don’t even get me started on my uncle’s political beliefs…”
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Family reuninions are SO AWKWARD! Monomi’s always like (in mocking tone) ‘I’m not your sister! Please let me go! Wha wha wha!’ And don’t even get me started on my uncle’s political beliefs…”
“This place is designed to kill anyone with a micropp, so Hajime you stay behind while the rest of us go in.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“This place is designed to kill anyone with a micropp, so Hajime you stay behind while the rest of us go in.”
“Komahina is canon!”
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Komahina is canon!”
“I have a confession to make. I, Canonical Monokuma:tm: from the Danganronpa:tm: multi media franchise, am bisexual.” (Awkward pause) “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY KNEW!?”
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“I have a confession to make. I, Canonical Monokuma:tm: from the Danganronpa:tm: multi media franchise, am bisexual.” (Awkward pause) “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY KNEW!?”
“I’m gonna be honest with you, I have NO IDEA how the DR2 cast got ahold of Junko’s corpse, considering it was liquified. That never made sense to me but I just had to go with it…”
March 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“I’m gonna be honest with you, I have NO IDEA how the DR2 cast got ahold of Junko’s corpse, considering it was liquified. That never made sense to me but I just had to go with it…”
“You see Makoto, the REAL mastermind, was the friends you made along the way.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“You see Makoto, the REAL mastermind, was the friends you made along the way.”
I keep changing my address and hiding away from home. But. Every year. Santa somehow finds me. And personally delivers a lump of coal. Jolly red bastard, I tried to kill him but NOTHING WORKS!!!”
March 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I keep changing my address and hiding away from home. But. Every year. Santa somehow finds me. And personally delivers a lump of coal. Jolly red bastard, I tried to kill him but NOTHING WORKS!!!”
“We’re actually REALLY short on budget this season, so we had to cut all of the personalized executions. Instead, The Blackened will be tied up, I’ll put a gun to their forehead, and shoot them in the head infront of the others.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“We’re actually REALLY short on budget this season, so we had to cut all of the personalized executions. Instead, The Blackened will be tied up, I’ll put a gun to their forehead, and shoot them in the head infront of the others.”
(Monokuma laugh) “I’ve got all the students from every game together, and now I can finally turn you all onto MARKETABLE PLUSHIES!!!” (Dante’s muffled cries for mercy in the background) “Oh stop begging, you should know by now your despair is just gonna encourage me!”
March 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
(Monokuma laugh) “I’ve got all the students from every game together, and now I can finally turn you all onto MARKETABLE PLUSHIES!!!” (Dante’s muffled cries for mercy in the background) “Oh stop begging, you should know by now your despair is just gonna encourage me!”
“Whatever you do, do not send ANY videos, gifs, images, or even descriptions of buff women to Pillbuggirl! She HATES them and will block you if you do.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Whatever you do, do not send ANY videos, gifs, images, or even descriptions of buff women to Pillbuggirl! She HATES them and will block you if you do.”
“What’s that Shuichi? You wanna know where my kids came from? Well, it’s a process I know YOU will never have, yasee when a mama bear and a papa bear love eachother very much-“
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“What’s that Shuichi? You wanna know where my kids came from? Well, it’s a process I know YOU will never have, yasee when a mama bear and a papa bear love eachother very much-“
“The Trump Administration spreads SUCH DESPAIR! Oh stop complaining about making this video political, all media inherently is!”
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“The Trump Administration spreads SUCH DESPAIR! Oh stop complaining about making this video political, all media inherently is!”
"I miss my wife Haruto, I miss her a lot. I'll be back."
March 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"I miss my wife Haruto, I miss her a lot. I'll be back."
"I'm so glad I decided to have the lucky students from each class be shot in the head before the game starts, two of those annoying shits was already way to much to handle."
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"I'm so glad I decided to have the lucky students from each class be shot in the head before the game starts, two of those annoying shits was already way to much to handle."
"Hey, guess what? You know all of your fan theories? I looked over all of them, they're *ALL WRONG!*" (Monokuma laugh) "That's right, *give into the despair*, everything you thought was all wrong, *there's no more hope, embrace despair.*"
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Hey, guess what? You know all of your fan theories? I looked over all of them, they're *ALL WRONG!*" (Monokuma laugh) "That's right, *give into the despair*, everything you thought was all wrong, *there's no more hope, embrace despair.*"
"Oi vey, I honestly wish I gave the phone to ANYONE more competent then Haruto... He forgot to plug it in before going to bed, so we're having to wait for it to be fully charged before we can continue! I swear, you'd think the guy able to **FLY PLANES** would be the smart one."
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Oi vey, I honestly wish I gave the phone to ANYONE more competent then Haruto... He forgot to plug it in before going to bed, so we're having to wait for it to be fully charged before we can continue! I swear, you'd think the guy able to **FLY PLANES** would be the smart one."
"Oh BOY! I may be a evil sentient teddybear dedicated to spreading despair, but even *I* wouldn't have done what Victor did on May 27th!"
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Oh BOY! I may be a evil sentient teddybear dedicated to spreading despair, but even *I* wouldn't have done what Victor did on May 27th!"
“What are we? Some sort of Danganronpa V2: Hope Rising?”
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“What are we? Some sort of Danganronpa V2: Hope Rising?”
“I, the real Monokuma from Danganronpa™️, have seen AAAAAAAAAALL the yaoi on the internet. That’s right. All of it. *I know what you did*.”
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“I, the real Monokuma from Danganronpa™️, have seen AAAAAAAAAALL the yaoi on the internet. That’s right. All of it. *I know what you did*.”
“EVERYONE STOP FLIRTING WITH EACHOTHER!? THIS IS A KILLING GAME NOT A KISSING GAME!!!!!!!!!!”
March 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“EVERYONE STOP FLIRTING WITH EACHOTHER!? THIS IS A KILLING GAME NOT A KISSING GAME!!!!!!!!!!”