The lobster tank at participating Red Lobsters can suffice.
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
The lobster tank at participating Red Lobsters can suffice.
Impressive. Not as good as endless shrimp at Red Lobster though :/
December 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Impressive. Not as good as endless shrimp at Red Lobster though :/
Come to Red Lobster. Our food has been described by thousands as “edible.”
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Come to Red Lobster. Our food has been described by thousands as “edible.”
He won’t leave 🫤
December 16, 2024 at 2:29 PM
He won’t leave 🫤
Bathrooms are closed today. We ran out of space for our fish so we started using the toilets. Sorry - guess you can piss in the lobster tank if you really want.
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Bathrooms are closed today. We ran out of space for our fish so we started using the toilets. Sorry - guess you can piss in the lobster tank if you really want.
9 out of 10 lobsters do this at the Red Lobster before we cook them up and serve them as part of our new lobster roll combo.
December 12, 2024 at 5:34 PM
9 out of 10 lobsters do this at the Red Lobster before we cook them up and serve them as part of our new lobster roll combo.
We already have crab hell actually. It’s located at your local Red Lobster.
December 12, 2024 at 1:57 AM
We already have crab hell actually. It’s located at your local Red Lobster.
May we suggest the Red Lobster. For the fancy lobster not the spa - we don’t have one of those yet.
December 12, 2024 at 1:51 AM
May we suggest the Red Lobster. For the fancy lobster not the spa - we don’t have one of those yet.
Oh, no. The Rainforest Cafe won - they have alligators and stuff and we just have fish.
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Oh, no. The Rainforest Cafe won - they have alligators and stuff and we just have fish.
Yeah this ones the wrong color. Sorry.
December 10, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Yeah this ones the wrong color. Sorry.
Red Lobster is on the case as long as the problems are related to a lack of seafood or cheddar biscuits.
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Red Lobster is on the case as long as the problems are related to a lack of seafood or cheddar biscuits.
Same for endless shrimp from Red Lobster. You can put them on a bagel if you want, we won’t stop you, we’re not the cops.
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Same for endless shrimp from Red Lobster. You can put them on a bagel if you want, we won’t stop you, we’re not the cops.
This problem can be solved by eating at Red Lobster - our dishware is notoriously lukewarm. Hope this helps.
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
This problem can be solved by eating at Red Lobster - our dishware is notoriously lukewarm. Hope this helps.