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steven
@rectangledrawer.bsky.social
drawing rectangles for money - https://habanero.digital
may have gone a bit far with the whole video essay thing
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
why do I need to be a guy who writes emails, I wanna be barbossa undead captain of the black pearl
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
shitting whilst listening to the more somber parts of the succession theme
March 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
austerity is so bad, we’re teaching an entire generation of our sons that vital public services must be undertaken by teams of dogs
February 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my kids are world champion shitters - it’s like my awful bowels combined with my wife’s ability to hold things in
December 9, 2024 at 10:08 PM
@stillavl.bsky.social boaby gaylord
December 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
my dark festive da fact equivalent of ‘Kirsty MacColl was beheaded by a speed boat’ is ‘Baby it’s cold outside indirectly caused 9/11’
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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November 2, 2024 at 8:41 AM
My dick is KHamas because it would blow up on gal gadot
November 2, 2024 at 10:50 AM
I endorsed Donald trump yesterday and now I’m unable to maintain a full robust erection. Coincidence???
October 31, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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A sequel to The Fly from the fly’s perspective showing him slowly turning into a tiny Jeff Goldblum just slaying fly pussy
October 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
*overhearing the whirring of 8 different cleaning tools as a torrent of water gushes out of a nearby drain* JUST THROW THE FUCKING RUG AWAY
September 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
how I’m outsourcing my masculinity this week: watching fencing tiktokers explain weapons
September 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
too many cool mice are fucking hot lady cats in Tom & Jerry and it has to stop
August 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
where they at
July 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
been playing elden ring too much
July 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
no one is safe from the scourge of acoustic guitar players in quaint local coffee shops and pubs
July 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
me to my younger sister’s hot friends
April 2, 2024 at 8:45 AM
find yourself a girl that’s like ‘Come here, unimpressive penis. Come here, unimpressive penis. Your penis belongs to me. Give it to me (indiscernible).’
August 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
visiting this site then clearing the browser history
August 3, 2023 at 6:37 PM
just had to pull a hair out from under my banjo string, would honestly rather pull a tooth
August 3, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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gm
July 11, 2023 at 1:04 PM
can prawn crackers be composted, are they not just edible styrofoam
August 2, 2023 at 8:57 AM