The Cooler Cooler
rectalrampage.bsky.social
The Cooler Cooler
@rectalrampage.bsky.social
I eat bees
She must be a formal giver because she be-queefing on it
April 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Another Malibu Pineapple as I set in to Pokemon Platinum and Miami Vice
April 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I apologize for any ill will I have said towards Metroid due to a slow and boring smash bros character. Zero Mission going in my top 10 games for sure that was an immaculate experience
April 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Democratic congress members coming together to perform John Lennon’s Imagine to show how they relate to what we’re going through right now
March 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If I were a wizard I’d turn you into Lego mini figures and act out cool battles with you
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We just out here beating kill screens I guess
February 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Wish I knew more trans people in Portland but they’re all too busy catching shiny Pokemon and setting WRs on Nintendo games
January 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How much money do I need to have an artist on retainer to draw people pregnant?
January 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Adding Richter Belmont to my list of Int builds in Elden Ring
January 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dude I just want a cool elite controller please I can’t go back to no back paddles
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by The Cooler Cooler
"Snow is real pretty if you don't have to go out in it."

--Female Dark Elves contemplating snow
January 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Waiting for a sign that Money and Bitches is not the right path but it keeps leading me to further enlightenment
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Me and one of my 3 weed smoking girlfriends
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Reposted by The Cooler Cooler
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Today is Monday so the Bird Brain Idiot gets a millet stick
November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Pokemon Game Tier list. Objectively correct and if you disagree you’re a loser
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM