I feel like this is the tone of someone who is about to go off the deep end about a character that doesn't matter and make them accidentally story critical

Look. It's not one to one, but

How could she possibly be a player character if everything in her entire life HASN'T gone badly for one reason or another

Tragedy! Yipeeeee

What're the odds that the ex is the reason she got caught for (iirc) theft

YOU WILL PERSIST BEYOND THE HORRORS

Do it, a second account means you're free of consequence
Follow the cringe part of your heart

the endwalker msq hits different when you are catatonically depressed before playing it. every few weeks i think about how hard i cried during the "has your journey been good, has it been worthwhile?" scene.