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Jellybones Jones
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Never not awkward. Your friendly-ish neighborhood ace-enby. Pittsburgh spornts yay. she/they
People keep asking “is he dead yet?” That’s way too good for him. I’d rather he be maimed in a way in which he has no means of communicating. Just completely unable to talk or type or convey anything. That’s much more fitting.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan.
This week the Penguins had:

A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.

A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.

A 3-0 lead entering the third period.

They collected just three points and lost all three games.

That can't be tolerated.
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Seriously Penguins, what the fuck.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Six seven
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ad nauseum. 💀
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I used not to watch the World Cup because I’m not very interested in football. Next time I won’t watch it because I’m totally nauseated by FIFA
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah, good old tired-but-wired insomnia. Thanks, cyclothymia!
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
But I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and play Coral Island while sitting in my recliner and being covered in sleeping cats. Is that too much to ask?
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
West side: best side. 🖤💛
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Bryan Rust think Sid likes being the villain 😅

(h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
First it was the moderate to severe lower back pain, then came the all day ice pick migraine, and now it’s an all-over eczema flare. What a weekend. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just out of curiosity… @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I just did that thing where I made a large bowl of popcorn and then ate all of the popcorn while knowing full well that my stomach really hates when I eat an entire bowl of popcorn.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Nick nack baby Jack 🖤

This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Feeling absolutely steamrolled by my job since building reno is finished and I’m back to my normal hours. As a disabled person who the gubmint won’t give disability benefits, I don’t know how I ever worked full time hours.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Insomnia is way fun because I’m so exhausted that I’m about to pass out but if I try to go from my game room to my bed I will magically be wide awake.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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can’t believe I have to work at a job? for money? instead of always being on vacation?? has anybody looked into this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My only child is auditioning for a DCI drum corps this weekend and I am not ok. How is he already drum corps age? 😭 Time is so weird.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Why does everyone just laugh when I ask them to go to work for me? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM