Jellybones Jones
@reclusivejerk.bsky.social
Never not awkward. Your friendly-ish neighborhood ace-enby. Pittsburgh spornts yay. she/they
People keep asking “is he dead yet?” That’s way too good for him. I’d rather he be maimed in a way in which he has no means of communicating. Just completely unable to talk or type or convey anything. That’s much more fitting.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
People keep asking “is he dead yet?” That’s way too good for him. I’d rather he be maimed in a way in which he has no means of communicating. Just completely unable to talk or type or convey anything. That’s much more fitting.
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Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Life is just one big sensory ick and I think that's horrible 🖤
It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan.
This week the Penguins had:
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s been a really bad week to be a Penguins fan.
Seriously Penguins, what the fuck.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Seriously Penguins, what the fuck.
Ad nauseum. 💀
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ad nauseum. 💀
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What’s that you say? The Penguins blew a lead in the third period then lost in a shootout? How totally unexpected. 💀
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I used not to watch the World Cup because I’m not very interested in football. Next time I won’t watch it because I’m totally nauseated by FIFA
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I used not to watch the World Cup because I’m not very interested in football. Next time I won’t watch it because I’m totally nauseated by FIFA
I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don’t need a music app to tell me that I mostly listened to Barenaked Ladies, Guster, and Ben Folds/Five because my music preference hasn’t changed in 25 years.
Ah, good old tired-but-wired insomnia. Thanks, cyclothymia!
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Ah, good old tired-but-wired insomnia. Thanks, cyclothymia!
But I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and play Coral Island while sitting in my recliner and being covered in sleeping cats. Is that too much to ask?
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
But I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and play Coral Island while sitting in my recliner and being covered in sleeping cats. Is that too much to ask?
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I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
West side: best side. 🖤💛
The #LetsGoPens put forth a dominant, much-needed effort against the Flyers in a 5-1 win Monday.
And there was certainly a lot of credit to go around in this one.
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And there was certainly a lot of credit to go around in this one.
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Takeaways: Penguins Put Forth Dominant Effort In 5-1 Win Over Flyers
For the first time in weeks, it felt like a winning result for the <a href="https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/pittsburgh-penguins/">Pittsburgh Penguins</a> was never really in doubt throughout the game.&n...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
West side: best side. 🖤💛
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Bryan Rust think Sid likes being the villain 😅
(h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
(h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bryan Rust think Sid likes being the villain 😅
(h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
(h/t: x/PensInsideScoop)
First it was the moderate to severe lower back pain, then came the all day ice pick migraine, and now it’s an all-over eczema flare. What a weekend. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
First it was the moderate to severe lower back pain, then came the all day ice pick migraine, and now it’s an all-over eczema flare. What a weekend. 😭
Just out of curiosity… @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Just out of curiosity… @profanity.accountant
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I just did that thing where I made a large bowl of popcorn and then ate all of the popcorn while knowing full well that my stomach really hates when I eat an entire bowl of popcorn.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I just did that thing where I made a large bowl of popcorn and then ate all of the popcorn while knowing full well that my stomach really hates when I eat an entire bowl of popcorn.
Nick nack baby Jack 🖤
This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nick nack baby Jack 🖤
This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
This fine boi showed up at my house a little over a month ago with his 3 still-feral sisters. He made himself right at home. I’m still working on socializing his sisters and hope to find them homes.
Feeling absolutely steamrolled by my job since building reno is finished and I’m back to my normal hours. As a disabled person who the gubmint won’t give disability benefits, I don’t know how I ever worked full time hours.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Feeling absolutely steamrolled by my job since building reno is finished and I’m back to my normal hours. As a disabled person who the gubmint won’t give disability benefits, I don’t know how I ever worked full time hours.
Insomnia is way fun because I’m so exhausted that I’m about to pass out but if I try to go from my game room to my bed I will magically be wide awake.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Insomnia is way fun because I’m so exhausted that I’m about to pass out but if I try to go from my game room to my bed I will magically be wide awake.
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
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can’t believe I have to work at a job? for money? instead of always being on vacation?? has anybody looked into this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
can’t believe I have to work at a job? for money? instead of always being on vacation?? has anybody looked into this
My only child is auditioning for a DCI drum corps this weekend and I am not ok. How is he already drum corps age? 😭 Time is so weird.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My only child is auditioning for a DCI drum corps this weekend and I am not ok. How is he already drum corps age? 😭 Time is so weird.
Why does everyone just laugh when I ask them to go to work for me? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why does everyone just laugh when I ask them to go to work for me? 😭