They’re a terrible source of protein. Just leave them in the corner with their crickets.

One wonders why an Elder Jaded ER Nurse (there has to be at least one on duty at all times, it’s a rule) didn’t simply grab a roll of gauze and shove it in the hissing lizards face instead of you having to use your piercable body parts.

How in the holy card catalogs are you so flippin’ productive???

If I had a dollar for every
time I heard “But he’s such a nice person, you must be exaggerating!” I would be independently wealthy instead of having to work right up to the day of my funeral while he retires early on the money he stole from me.

A three-dollar dress with structural damage that my ex yanked off a clearance rack without looking at it and threw at me on the way out of a discount store. My arms were already full of baby, baby stuff, his bag, my bag, and all our purchases.

These are really cool!

Everybody spun yarn all the time. Sitting, walking, young, old… littles were taught to wash and prep wool as soon as they could walk.