MelodyMoon
@rebisoftheseus.bsky.social
Trans deer
Living queer
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Living queer
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You complain because it’s easy. I make cock jokes because it’s hard.
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You complain because it’s easy. I make cock jokes because it’s hard.
I look like my mom if she was a bricked up weightlifter
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I look like my mom if she was a bricked up weightlifter
There’s no legal repercussion for using slim jims in your charcuterie board
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
There’s no legal repercussion for using slim jims in your charcuterie board
A lot of my issues make more sense when you remember that my mom cried when Ronald Regan died.
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A lot of my issues make more sense when you remember that my mom cried when Ronald Regan died.
T4T is just asceticism with lipstick
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
T4T is just asceticism with lipstick
Getting old is so dumb. I threw my hip out getting laid.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Getting old is so dumb. I threw my hip out getting laid.
The bar I set: speak to me sometimes and maybe experience sexual attraction towards me here and there
The interested parties: best I can do is call once a month to tell you you’re clingy
The interested parties: best I can do is call once a month to tell you you’re clingy
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The bar I set: speak to me sometimes and maybe experience sexual attraction towards me here and there
The interested parties: best I can do is call once a month to tell you you’re clingy
The interested parties: best I can do is call once a month to tell you you’re clingy
How many girls do I have to blow to get topped once in this economy?
I feel like I’m being cock blocked by god at this point.
I feel like I’m being cock blocked by god at this point.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
How many girls do I have to blow to get topped once in this economy?
I feel like I’m being cock blocked by god at this point.
I feel like I’m being cock blocked by god at this point.
Why do I have to live in a country where trump has a better chance of sucking zohran’s dick than I do?
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why do I have to live in a country where trump has a better chance of sucking zohran’s dick than I do?
Transitioning is fear-mongered by republicans. In reality, it’s just accepting that jars are hard to open now.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Transitioning is fear-mongered by republicans. In reality, it’s just accepting that jars are hard to open now.
Evil republicans be like: What if we took care of each other and loved our neighbor as the LORD loves his children.
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Evil republicans be like: What if we took care of each other and loved our neighbor as the LORD loves his children.
Me trying to flirt: “I used to have a drinking problem”
*opens a bottle of topo chico with my car keys*
*opens a bottle of topo chico with my car keys*
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me trying to flirt: “I used to have a drinking problem”
*opens a bottle of topo chico with my car keys*
*opens a bottle of topo chico with my car keys*
Capitalism only works on paper. It operates in opposition to human nature.
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Capitalism only works on paper. It operates in opposition to human nature.
AI is really cool if you hate drinkable water
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
AI is really cool if you hate drinkable water
I didn’t understand the sexy clown thing until a dommy little tranny in clown make up make me safe around her.
I have never been this horny in my life.
I have never been this horny in my life.
October 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I didn’t understand the sexy clown thing until a dommy little tranny in clown make up make me safe around her.
I have never been this horny in my life.
I have never been this horny in my life.
MAGA dad trying to relate to his trans daughter: Mysex doll isn’t a real woman either, but I love her all the same.
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
MAGA dad trying to relate to his trans daughter: Mysex doll isn’t a real woman either, but I love her all the same.
Mom says it’s my turn on the gock.
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Mom says it’s my turn on the gock.
Me trying to sound smart: Bloodborne is about 2 things, panacea and apotheosis.
My roommate: heh, panussy
My roommate: heh, panussy
October 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Me trying to sound smart: Bloodborne is about 2 things, panacea and apotheosis.
My roommate: heh, panussy
My roommate: heh, panussy
T4T is no longer enough. I need T5T.
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
T4T is no longer enough. I need T5T.
Cis men hate us cause our dicks smell better
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cis men hate us cause our dicks smell better
AI sales pitch- Have you ever wanted the predictive text on your phone to triple your power bill AND boil the atmosphere?
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
AI sales pitch- Have you ever wanted the predictive text on your phone to triple your power bill AND boil the atmosphere?
The worst part about being a girl is having to constantly untangle your balls from cute underwear.
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The worst part about being a girl is having to constantly untangle your balls from cute underwear.
Getting real tired of bears asking me to top them.
This is not hate for bear bottoms. This is hate for people who won’t read my dating profile.
This is not hate for bear bottoms. This is hate for people who won’t read my dating profile.
September 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Getting real tired of bears asking me to top them.
This is not hate for bear bottoms. This is hate for people who won’t read my dating profile.
This is not hate for bear bottoms. This is hate for people who won’t read my dating profile.
“And then she called me a pathetic waste of my deadbeat dad’s cum.”
-me talking about the best day of my life
-me talking about the best day of my life
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“And then she called me a pathetic waste of my deadbeat dad’s cum.”
-me talking about the best day of my life
-me talking about the best day of my life
Every new word gen z invented sounds like it’s a slur for bottoms.
September 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every new word gen z invented sounds like it’s a slur for bottoms.