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Rebecca
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interesting how weather forecasts have gotten so inaccurate in the last few months 🤔🤔🤔 I’m having better luck staring at clouds and licking my finger and holding it in the air
June 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my very first time in the detroit airport and their playlist goes harder than any airport i’ve been to (britney spears. third eye blind. ariana grande.)
May 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
like this skeet so i don’t rage quit bluesky tonight
May 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
so good to be back in minnesota where a coworker is eating venison hot dish for lunch
April 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the noah’s ark vibe at restaurants on on valentine’s day is so off putting
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
by 8 AM in memphis someone had already brought up the murder rate. also in memphis there is GREEN earl gray tea (disturbing)
February 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Rebecca
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“How are you in the sulphuric caverns, Elon?”

Maybe the best sentence i have read in the new york times
January 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Incredible to sit through 3.5 hours of the brutalist just to have the two people behind us ask “what… was that about?” at the end.

i said “uh… the unbreakable human spirit?”

and she said “it seemed pretty broken to me”
January 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
what would i have to do to a toilet seat to get HPV
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
pet peeve: when someone calls their lawfully wedded spouse their “adventure buddy”
January 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
in 2025 i want to make a pair of cowboy boots hold me to this!!!
January 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I will never call my dog babygirl again
December 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
today i said “happy birthday rabbi josh” to two people and they thought rabbi josh was legitimately my rabbi
December 26, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I cry a lot but I’m so productive
December 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
whaddup my name Skyrizi @eija4.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Looked inside my brain and saw this committee was in charge. If you don’t like something I said take it up with these guys
December 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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i need a bouncer on my feed. the club is at capacity for any more words about anora
December 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
breaking news: tony zmuda is 45 years old!
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
my mom: “so today i really wanted to listen to Flo Rida”
December 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
nothing like eitan’s manager looking me in the eyes to ask if i want children and my response is word vomit about our brand new carpet cleaning device
December 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
the ghost of christmas past somehow turned on our fireplace today (i pressed no buttons). i made eitan drive home from work and turn the gas completely off
December 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
alex the trivia DJ lookalike contest in my bedroom starting now
December 12, 2024 at 2:25 AM
also a dentist recently pointed out my mouth bones are uneven and now it’s all i can pay attention to
December 10, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Hey Marcia are you walking alone because you’re a fucking loser?
December 10, 2024 at 2:58 AM