Oh hell yeah 👀

This is what I came up with. I need this stupid bastard to be a real Magic card so bad you have no idea

That never sat right with me but I feel like some of it can be excused as it's coming from the literal empress/her bodyguard-dad. it's the characters' perspective and ties up the narrative arc, but it doesn't really hold up to scrutiny when not coming from their pov

I'm friends with a podcaster so it was only a matter of time unfortunately 😔

Literally me rn

Hiiiiiii Laszlo!!