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¡jajajaja!
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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if this flag offends you i’ll help you pack
a red flag that says “toyotathon” held up by cheerleaders and a crowd of people at a car dealership full of cars behind them. there is confetti being thrown in the foreground. the caption says “if this flag offends you i’ll help you pack” which is a parody of when conservatives post photos of the usa flag and say the same thing
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
is there a possibly that i’m perfnart? help.?
covid 19 test showing negative result, but i’m acting like it’s a pregnancy test and riffing from the “how prangent is formed” youtube video that shows hilarious misspellings of “pregnant” on yahoo answers
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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a cheesy ass photo of steven anthony lawrence in some football jersey and avril lavigne wearing her iconic wife beater and tie with army pants. they are walking next to each other and the caption says “just a friendly reminder that osama bin laden had this image saved on his hard drive” snopes says the claim isn’t true and that the photo is photoshopped so that it looks like they’re together
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
witch: do you practice scrying?
me: oh yes
me practicing scrying:
magic 8ball says “jork your peantis”
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
here comes bunch of illegals bringing crime into this country
artist depiction of the pilgrims coming off the mayflower. a large group of them are on shore with the ship in the background
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
a silver pin that says “autism powers” but in the style of the austin powers movie font
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
i love my pins
A drawing of a girl with red hair, praying on the edge of her bed, with the caption “ may they burn in hell”
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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🎶 you…. you got what i need! but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend, OH BAYBEH you…
The new pope speaking or singing dramatically into a microphone while surrounded by a dense crowd of priests
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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tears for fears writing the hook for “head over heels” by rhyming “head over heels” with “head over heels”
spongebob leaning against a wall with his hand panting as if he’s exerted too much effort
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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he/himmler
photo of trump’s deputy chief of staff stephen miller and written below in red is “his pronouns are he and himmler”
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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we’re still waiting, hoe
METRO EXCLUSIVE Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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*types “ls” on the command line once*
back of an apple laptop, it has three stickers, one is subpop records, another is the linux penguin that says “linux mint” and the third sticker says “linux inside” stylized like the “intel inside logo”
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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maga men getting ready to defend trump online
white man shaving with a specialized tool to trim full goatees, a facial hair style usually associated with cishet conservative, racist white men
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
usa, when it catches you being able to afford healthcare
a floating skull looking over at someone peeking at it from around the corner with the caption “i can see you bitch”
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
i always felt like public enemy was both a hip hop group *and* punk band
public enemy rappers flava flav and chuck d pose with punk band “minor thread” shirts on
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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when you “like” someone’s post and the OP @‘s you with a comment
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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found where ur mom lives
street sign that says “hoe avenue”
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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a book entitled “how to talk to your dog about homosexuality and communism” and there’s a photo of a small white fluffy dog below the title
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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who did this
a screen capture of mitch mcconnell collapsing to the ground, and someone had photoshopped somebody holding an iphone with the app open for controlling a remote controlled vibrator, meaning, mitch mcconnell had collapsed because someone was controlling his vibrator, use your imagination where his vibrator was located
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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i have a lot of pins but this one is my favorite and indeed the season for holding your mug with two hands
A pin of a frog holding a coffee mug with both hands
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
new shirt, viva chicago
white t-shirt with the chicago flag but instead of four red stars it is four red hands flipping you the middle finger. the actual Chicago flag has two horizontal sky blue bars with four red six point stars in between. This shirt is a play on how Chicago does not give a shit about what maga thinks of us, gtfo our city
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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the way it says “police” on ice’s clothes is about as convincing as this birth certificate
a made up birth certificate which is a white sheet of paper showing a picture of man’s face and it says “i am 12” in green crayon. context: he was trying to play little league baseball and needed proof of age.
October 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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photo of a chicken depicted as laughing in spanish “jajajaja”
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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president george w bush posing awkwardly near his painting that’s still on the easel. he is in nature surrounded by trees and standing on a flat rock. he is wearing weird southwestern style new age-ish hat and accessories. he’s wearing sandals. clearly photoshop or AI. the painting is of the twin towers with a big glowing heart connecting the two.
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM