People riding bikes on the sidewalk when there's a safe and unobstructed bike lane *right there* ... sure.

I try to remember to start by asking nicely first.

I am a long time One Holiday At A Time person. That said, The Duck is in a snowglobe. End of.

This message brought to you by middle age.

This is it, right here.

I've been scrolling back in the timeline and I'm kinda sorry I missed it all happening in real time lol

This is...sort of brilliant.

This plus the observation that he's played a European season + an MLS season without a break.

10/10 game recap no notes