*Monotonous, drone-like voice* That’s impossible. No-one can [lower prices by] more than 100%. By definition, that is the most anyone can [lower prices].
August 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
*Monotonous, drone-like voice* That’s impossible. No-one can [lower prices by] more than 100%. By definition, that is the most anyone can [lower prices].
Someone broke the Statue of Liberty on our fridge at work…seems apropos.🗽
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Someone broke the Statue of Liberty on our fridge at work…seems apropos.🗽
Lead Paint: Delicious, but deadly.
June 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lead Paint: Delicious, but deadly.
I’d say more this guy:
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’d say more this guy:
I have two calendars on my desk: one traditional, one fun.
The quotes today seem interestingly linked.
The quotes today seem interestingly linked.
May 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I have two calendars on my desk: one traditional, one fun.
The quotes today seem interestingly linked.
The quotes today seem interestingly linked.
The sun is angry at us. 😖
April 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The sun is angry at us. 😖
I’ll take Crimes Against Humanity for $1000, Ken.
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ll take Crimes Against Humanity for $1000, Ken.
I don’t know if this helps: 🇦🇺
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don’t know if this helps: 🇦🇺
That’s a recurring theme.
March 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That’s a recurring theme.
Oh, is Frank Grimes about to grab the electric cables now? The Simpsons predicts everything.
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh, is Frank Grimes about to grab the electric cables now? The Simpsons predicts everything.
Maybe beans again?
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Maybe beans again?
That’s actually a picture of Buzz Aldrin on the fucking Moon. Neil Armstrong was the photographer.
Even in these difficult times, we must be precise.
Even in these difficult times, we must be precise.
February 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
That’s actually a picture of Buzz Aldrin on the fucking Moon. Neil Armstrong was the photographer.
Even in these difficult times, we must be precise.
Even in these difficult times, we must be precise.
(Him, not the OP.)
February 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
(Him, not the OP.)
This is what I see outside of America.
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is what I see outside of America.
The prompt was angry head desk. I like it.
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The prompt was angry head desk. I like it.
Since it’s been deleted now, for the sake of posterity:
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Since it’s been deleted now, for the sake of posterity:
Unlimited energy would mean no more wars, right?
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Unlimited energy would mean no more wars, right?
I have a cross necklace from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Otherwise, I’m a complete heathen. Maybe I’m 80% honest. 😂
January 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have a cross necklace from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Otherwise, I’m a complete heathen. Maybe I’m 80% honest. 😂
I can’t seem to find this “Gulf of America” on the map.
January 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I can’t seem to find this “Gulf of America” on the map.
I have muted the words T***p and M**k here on BlueSky. The @washingtonpost.com page now looks like this:
January 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have muted the words T***p and M**k here on BlueSky. The @washingtonpost.com page now looks like this:
2025 Word of the Year prediction: Kakistocracy
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
2025 Word of the Year prediction: Kakistocracy
I don’t need storytelling from the @washingtonpost.com - I need actual reporting of the news. Also, I’m not in America, but I am a subscriber. Jeff Bezos is a fucking idiot.
January 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don’t need storytelling from the @washingtonpost.com - I need actual reporting of the news. Also, I’m not in America, but I am a subscriber. Jeff Bezos is a fucking idiot.