Rebecca Fachner
@rebeccafachner.bsky.social
Historian. Tour guide. Traveler. Smart ass.
DC based. New England raised.
History pod is Tour Guide Tell All
DC based. New England raised.
History pod is Tour Guide Tell All
One week ago I was here
Any historians wanna guess where this is?
Hint: ask your favorite medievalist
Any historians wanna guess where this is?
Hint: ask your favorite medievalist
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
One week ago I was here
Any historians wanna guess where this is?
Hint: ask your favorite medievalist
Any historians wanna guess where this is?
Hint: ask your favorite medievalist
This guy has an opinion column and I don’t.
This guy gets to pontificate and I don’t.
Local elections means ppl get to pick who they want to lead them. They are what’s best about America
This guy gets to pontificate and I don’t.
Local elections means ppl get to pick who they want to lead them. They are what’s best about America
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This guy has an opinion column and I don’t.
This guy gets to pontificate and I don’t.
Local elections means ppl get to pick who they want to lead them. They are what’s best about America
This guy gets to pontificate and I don’t.
Local elections means ppl get to pick who they want to lead them. They are what’s best about America
When you’re in Italy and you order the House Red expecting 2 glasses and get not only a bottle but a 1.5 liter bottle.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When you’re in Italy and you order the House Red expecting 2 glasses and get not only a bottle but a 1.5 liter bottle.
Dick Cheney died.
In other news, I’m having truly excellent pizza
In other news, I’m having truly excellent pizza
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dick Cheney died.
In other news, I’m having truly excellent pizza
In other news, I’m having truly excellent pizza
As everyone knows, Lincoln was all about marble.
Check out his speech ‘A Marble House Divided’
Check out his speech ‘A Marble House Divided’
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As everyone knows, Lincoln was all about marble.
Check out his speech ‘A Marble House Divided’
Check out his speech ‘A Marble House Divided’
The beclowning of the Washington Post continues apace
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The beclowning of the Washington Post continues apace
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
Y’all the East Wing of the White House is gone. It’s just… gone.
I wasn’t prepared for how awful it would be to see it
I wasn’t prepared for how awful it would be to see it
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Y’all the East Wing of the White House is gone. It’s just… gone.
I wasn’t prepared for how awful it would be to see it
I wasn’t prepared for how awful it would be to see it
Fire alarm went off for 20 mins in the building and His Majesty is not amused
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fire alarm went off for 20 mins in the building and His Majesty is not amused
If you translate this into the original German it might sound familiar
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you translate this into the original German it might sound familiar
Oh please fuck all the way off with this
August 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh please fuck all the way off with this
Tax payer money well spent
August 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tax payer money well spent
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is
August 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is
DC Statehood.
Now.
Now.
August 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
DC Statehood.
Now.
Now.
My best and dumbest boy
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My best and dumbest boy
This is the Gorn.
IYKYK
IYKYK
July 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the Gorn.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Maybe stop telling people what they should do and figure out why they aren’t doing that
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Maybe stop telling people what they should do and figure out why they aren’t doing that
Grover is sleeping on the stairs we bought him to the couch
June 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Grover is sleeping on the stairs we bought him to the couch
Did I fall and hit my head on something hard?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
June 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did I fall and hit my head on something hard?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Who is ‘we’??
Your spaceships don’t make it back, bud.
Your spaceships don’t make it back, bud.
June 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Who is ‘we’??
Your spaceships don’t make it back, bud.
Your spaceships don’t make it back, bud.
If you know me, you know how happy this makes me
May 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you know me, you know how happy this makes me
Trump’s boot polish must be beer flavored
April 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump’s boot polish must be beer flavored
Just when you think there’s a limit to the amount of bootlicking one can do
April 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just when you think there’s a limit to the amount of bootlicking one can do
When you’re so out of touch you think $5,000 will last new parents more than 3 months
April 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When you’re so out of touch you think $5,000 will last new parents more than 3 months