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🦇 Garden Witch Atwood 🦇
@rebeccaatwood.bsky.social
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Photographer, filmmaker, gardening feminist, queer witch, Mets fan, poetry lover, ADHD-haver, mother of two, and Rhode Islander by way of NY & NJ.
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Yes and also, I think about her like twice a week.
Gerri from Succession saying, “how does that serve my interests?”
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A headline will be like “cool girl looks for fall from iconic brands” and the looks are:
Literally just the most basic long-sleeved white t-shirt and a pair of jeans
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Some others from the garden this morning
A pale pink zinnia bloom with a burgundy center White cosmos and bright orange marigolds Cosmo blooms that are an iridescent coral and purple color with ruffled edges on the petals A hot pink and pale orange dahlia just starting to open up, looks kinda alien-like as it emerges
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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My dahlias are finally opening up 🌱
Dahlia “My Forever” it’s a water lily type ☺️ it’s pastel coral with a buttery yellow center A bright coral dahlia bloom
September 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Perfect cupcake cosmo 🌱
A white cosmo bloom
August 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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What’s the old quote oh yes
Andouillette is like politics... May 5, 2022 — "Politics is like andouillette, it must smell a little like shit but not too much.”
August 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Agent Fox Mulder asking Scully if she thinks he’s spooky, in a cute way
July 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit.”
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth. There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition-because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage. John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
June 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Noted New England businessman Francis Costello has endorsed Cuomo.
Frank Costello in an animal-print bathrobe
June 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Providence No Kings
Me with a protest sign my son made, reading “You are the worse president! In the history of presidents!” Protest sign that says “no dic taters” Protester with sign saying “ice belongs in horchata not our state” Protestors with signs
June 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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RIP Frank Costello you would have loved this meme
The Spider-Man meme with two Spider-Man figures, each pointing at the other, as if to indicate that the cops are the criminals
June 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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You know who else kind of has this look
Bonnie raitt accepting the Grammy with her iconic hair
May 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Here is the result, we are calling the cut The Cunty Babysitter
Me in the car, I’m wearing a beige sweater and trying to look cunty, really it’s kinda giving PTA president but that’s me not the cut which is excellent
May 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I’m at the salon, asking the important question: What is the Cunty Little Bob of long hair? And you know what the girls said? It’s the gen X deep side part!
The four women from the movie Heathers, with cunty blazers and cunty hairstyles A cunty Christina Applegate and date on the red carpet Cindy Crawford with luscious flowing hair that’s cuntily parted on the side A severely cunty Shannen Doherty looking absolutely disgusted
May 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Glorious time in the garden these days 🌱
My shade garden, with bright yellow-green grasses, mayapple, mountain laurel, Tiarella, and ligularia. Also pictured is a bird feeder in front of a fence and a birdbath in the background.
May 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The Governor of Rhode Island has spoken and he welcomes the housewives!
"We're excited to welcome 'The Real Housewives' and their millions of viewers to Rhode Island," said Governor Dan McKee. "Our state is home to vibrant communities, amazing food, rich history, and stunning coastal beauty-perfect for the spotlight. This is a great opportunity to support our local economy and bring national attention to all Rhode Island has to offer."
May 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Focused, flourishing, free from radio frequencies, from radioactivity
A tabby cat wearing a tin foil hat
May 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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More magic at Providence’s Botanical Garden oh man do I love this place 🌱
A fairy house sitting on an island in the middle of a small pond, with a stone bridge A garden fairy house with a babbling brook in front that’s made of sea glass A garden fairy house with ascending floating stairs and a midcentury handing chandelier! A garden fairy house that looks like a cafe and has a sign reading “Fae Express”
April 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Magical Providence! Fairy Garden Days at the Botanical Garden. This mermaid is teaching children sign language for sea creatures.
Children watching a woman dressed as a mermaid. They’re in a botanical garden setting surrounded by tropical plants.
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Here, have a few flowers from my garden 🌱
A white yellow and pink tulip A white daffodil with yellow and orange center Yellow daffodlis with orange creamsicle center White daffodils with a coral center
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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It has moments of homage to Black Panther, The Poseidon Adventure, Final Destination, Jurassic Park, and Speed. THIS DUMB MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING!
Viola Davis absolutely destroying a whole team of conspiracist cryptobro psychos. She’s pictured elbowing a man in the face without even looking at him.
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If you need an escape, G20 is so much fun. My favorite genre: a silly action flick that starts out Bad Good and ends up Actually Good. The villain: an AI and cryptocurrency bro. The hero: Viola Davis’s U.S. President who must save her husband, kids and the top 20 world leaders by kicking ass.
This poster for G20 focuses on Viola Davis in a long red gown walking toward the camera while holding two guns, being followed by a secret service vehicle. She looks like a total badass.
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Good morning
Daffodils in a blue ball jar vase
April 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Can’t resist trolling these guys
Text from a spammer asking me to sell my house, I reply “house is haunted”
April 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Neighborhood daffodils particularly elegant this year 🌱
Elegant cream and orange daffodils contrast with a yellow and white multi-family house with vinyl siding and a “for rent” sign.
April 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM