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Rabbi Sara Zober
@rebbesmz.bsky.social
4.7K followers 710 following 3.1K posts
Rabbi, hospice chaplain, #narcolepsy T1 #longCOVID, D&D nerd, mom, heavily meditated, GIF game on 🔥, born at 344ppm🌍, all of the pronouns, none of the gender 🌈

https://linktr.ee/smzober
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We're nail polish buddies! Love this color!
A white woman with dark hair and glasses is showing off her copper colored nails.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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If you see this, post a flower. (My roses!)
Dozens of baby pink tea roses exploding from a bush in a suburban front yard.
June 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Last time until I have grandkids... 🥹
A laundry room. A half finished tallit is on an ironing board with the attarah pinned to it, almost ready to sew.
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
The three members of "The Lone Gunmen" from The X-Files.
March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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16yo: Do we have ibuprofen?
Me: In the medicine cabinet.
16yo: Where in the cabinet?
Me: Just look!
*16yo looks, comes out with acetaminophen*
16yo: Is this it? It doesn't say ibuprofen.
Me: *goes into the cabinet and opens it up*
My medicine cabinet, with the ibuprofen on the very first shelf in the front.
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Mariah Carey - Daydream
February 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is so contrived to make trump look like he's the savior. It feels so gross. I really hope nobody falls for this blatant stunt.
A screenshot of my TikTok FYP. An announcement pops up with the following text: "sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the US. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!"
January 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Just went to the HS office to pick up my eldest for a Dr appt. Filled out the paper, handed my ID.

Office lady: I don't need your ID. You look EXACTLY like him. Wow.

Me: 🥰

Me and the child in question:
Two people, the left a teenage boy and the right a woman, making the same dumb face at the camera. Both have curly dark hair and the same facial features.
January 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Four!
A chanukiyah with 4 candles lit in the kitchen on a countertop. The shamash sits next to it on its own stand.
December 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Yikes. Same.
My way-too-high Bsky Score of 9.5.
December 27, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Wild that I'm 40!
Me, in a cream sweater, smiling at the camera. My hair is very dark brown with a few gray streaks. I'm wearing glasses and sitting in front of a cool looking lamp.
December 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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We'll see if the DoT can help me get my work computer reimbursed by @americanair.bsky.social. They're such crooks.
Submission confirmation for my official Department of Transportation complaint.
December 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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This is my work computer's charging port. Completely busted. No idea how it could have happened, short of ridiculously rough handling.
A picture of a computer charging port that has been cracked and lifted completely up off the base.
December 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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I have documentation of the calls I made if @americanair.bsky.social needs me to file my claim in small claims court instead.
My phone register, noting when I called them, at 5:09 (with transcript and audio) and at 8:20 (with transcript and audio), cut off after 2.5m.
December 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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According to @americanair.bsky.social I have a 24hr time deadline to file a claim. It really sounds like they're just trying to run out the clock on reimbursement with absurd wait times and not calling people back.
A screenshot of the AA website Damaged bags Bags may get damaged when they’re checked, even with our best efforts. If you notice damage to your bags after landing, file a report before leaving the airport. For flights within the U.S., file a report before leaving the airport, or within 24 hours of receiving your bags.* For international flights, file a report before leaving the airport, or within 7 days of receiving your bags. We’ll give you a 13-character file incident number (file ID) when you report your bag as damaged. You can use the file ID to submit a claim. *You must report damage to delayed bags on flights within the U.S. within 24 hours of receiving them.
December 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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On the electric box at Sparks Blvd and I-80 in Nevada. Interesting juxtaposition.
An electric box with a black and white bumper sticker that says "Stop idolizing politicians, weirdo" and below it a sticker that says "make politicians afraid again" in red and white.
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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It's been a bonkers month with surgery and a concussion that's set my reading time back, but I'm reading! Hoping that being on vacation will mean that I have time to finish in the month ahead.
My half-read copy of Yaa Gyasi's Homegoing.
December 16, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Uh... Just saw what must have been drones in a perfect line in the sky over Reno, NV. Picture attached. They were there one moment, about 20 in a perfect line, then they vanished.
A picture of the night sky. Across a field of stars, lights in a perfect line.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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It works!
Rejected quote Post
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Hive mind, I need your help. This is our table. We have 4 for Thanksgiving. Do we:

A. Seat two on each long side, across from each other
B. Seat one on each of the 4 sides
C. (Explain yourself)
A rectangular table that seats 6. Each short side seats one, each long side seats two.
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Your pic has been blocked because it doesn't have alt text.
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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My vibe this morning. I refuse to get out of sweatpants and I'm pissed as hell and wearing a queer AF shirt because fuck Trump.
A white woman with glasses and dark hair. She is wearing a rainbow dinosaur hoodie, holding a coffee mug that says "filled with rage" and her other hand is flipping the bird. Fuck Trump. We're gonna outlive him.
November 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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After logging in, if your screen looks different from this, hit me up. I'll give you info to cure your ballot and make it count. THIS OFFER IS GOOD UNTIL 11/12 AT 5PM PT!
A website screen with a green circle and the word completed inside it. Below it is the statement ballot received.
November 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Grrr... I want the Washoe rolls!
The Washoe County board of elections website which reports 470 Democrats, 418 Republicans and 487 Independents with ballots that need to be cured.
November 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Bringing the right vibes into today, I think.
A shot of my kitchen counter. On it is a percolating coffee maker and a mug that says "Biblical Womanhood Judges 4-5". The mug features a skull with a bloody nail driven through it.
November 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM