robo
rebamcentired.bsky.social
robo
@rebamcentired.bsky.social
learned a new way to roast sweet potatoes and oh my god they're so good and soft i be suckin them outta the skins like gogurts. sorry if that grosses you out but i gotta be me
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
things are BAD But i am booking a flight for someone named "elven slaughter" so
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
my tr*d*r j**'s cashier said "what an interesting palette" at check out so i'm gonna have to kms
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ashy elbows at the black union holiday party. my little secret 🤫
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
addicted to being dunked on by my 53 year old coworker. it fuels me
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
my doctor has been going around the office saying "happy wrapped day" to all his employees but i've been waiting to be seen for 45 minutes...... WRAP IT UP
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
watching the wicked reviews on storygraph take a plummet after the musical heads pick it up and realize it's not fun at all. i would have been such a good contrarian in 2003. born in the wrong generation
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
going 2/2 on looking chopped in a tagged insta photo but it's ok. it's better this way actually
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
almost texted this to someone i worked with one time three years ago
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
reading glee fanfic at work in the year 2025. we've never been so back
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
jaime? over. jamie? gone.
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
what i try to repress when my loved ones start talking about smoking cigs in a positive way
September 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i have such a fondness for detroit, based muchly on their pizza and a conversation i had with a worker about the lions and eagles in 2022
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sometimes you're fitted up, sometimes you leave the house looking like robin williams
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
just happened to read two books in a row that describe, in depth, the plot of "our town," which i didn't know...... what am i being told
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i think the levels of irritation and emotionality i get from almost being on my period is actually my most rational self. like yeah actually everything DOES piss me off! i AM always tired! most things DO warrant tears! what about it???
September 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
got complimented over 50 times in the span of an hour
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
need someone to hold my half pony up the way people hold pregnant bellies
August 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
playing my favorite game: help friend buy glasses
August 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
if you previously parked in spot 2 of my office building and you spit your nasty wad of gum out for me to step on in my brand new used yellow mary janes, i hope you d**
August 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Wolves need to know humans are bad
August 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
writing stand up comedy about my labia abscess drainage and i think it's going really well!
July 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
someone is listening to peanut butter by rupaul very loudly on the opposite train platform. love
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
July 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
cherelle parker resign bitch
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM