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Jacob 👻
@reasonablytall.bsky.social
A naked American man stole my balloons
“eat shit and live, bill”
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Love how she throws the wig right down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer
a woman wearing a white top with white feathers
ALT: a woman wearing a white top with white feathers
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November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I know that putting up Christmas stuff this early is insanity bc I used to do it when I was unmedicated
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Let’s not pretend stranger things 5 isn’t being incredibly accurate to the 80’s by having an entire cast of obvious adults playing high schoolers
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
5 & 6 found dead in a ditch 💀
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If I were the governor of a blue state and SCOTUS did anything to gay marriage, I’d simply halt issuing marriage licenses statewide. Now no one gets it. ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
People usually want you to delete their nudes if you’re no longer talking but not me. Even if we fall out please feel free to keep admiring my massive hog
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Welcome to Derry is interesting. I keep wondering why this boy in the 1960’s has a broccoli cut
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just saw Halloween 1978 in theaters and a 13 year old girl walking out behind me said “it was too long.”

It’s a 90 minute movie folks
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The thing about Michigan is that every single public space smells like weed and I think that’s beautiful
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Facebook is crazy bc on a random Tuesday an 80 year old family friend will comment on a 7 year old picture and tell me Im too skinny and should gain some weight
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Apple Music’s new auto mix feature boldly asks the question “what if we skipped half the song”
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is there anyone currently on television who is more of a reprehensible cringey lowlife than Gino from 90 day fiancé
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When people on the internet ask why something happened the way it did in a movie because it doesn’t “make sense” there’s a 90% chance the answer is just “because it’s cool as fuck”
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You guys should listen to rob zombie he’s actually so girly pop coded if you think about it
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
90 day fiancé producers pretending to be shocked when 2 people from totally different cultures with different values who barely know each other get married and it ends poorly
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ugly title, ugly poster, ugly trailer, ugly visuals… Disney making this boycotting shit so easy 💀
September 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How it feels to skip the Israeli couple when I’m watching 90 day fiancé
September 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
New iOS is kinda ass
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One of my favorite things to do is double it and give it back when someone says something unnecessarily aggressive. For some reason rude ass bitches never expect someone to come along and bid higher
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When Pamela Anderson shows up for 30 seconds in the live action Scooby doo movie
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This is the only platform where I haven’t had to remove anyone for playing mortality police over the CK thing. Good for you guys!
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dean Withers losing any and all good faith he built with the left by choosing to suck up and cry over a dead nazi 💀
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Rest in piss
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The conjuring 3 and 4 are both bad movies but I love Ed & Lorraine Warren so much that I don’t even care
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM