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reasonablemustelid.bsky.social
Ian rudderbutt
@reasonablemustelid.bsky.social
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Don't trust otters on the internet. Greymuzzle. 60% juice. Contains microplastics. He/him
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River otter stretching on ice
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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They already make those though
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Only one thing for it then
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Skill issue. The “translate” button is right there! Furries too weak to use it don’t deserve your posts.
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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So would Gandalf.
sindar-princeling: Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do mitsuhachiinthehive: I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents. Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.
September 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Let’s be honest here
September 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Van Halen says “jump!”
August 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Televangelist meme: JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This is where I post from
The home of Emmet and Alice Otter in Frogtown Hollow. There is a dusting of snow on the ground and the river is frozen over.
July 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It’s not even particularly impressive.
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July 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Kate McKinnon performing her “alien abduction” sketch on Saturday Night Live
July 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Reading the Declaration of Independence is a great way to remind yourself that the founding fathers sucked ass
July 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If you haven’t looked it up already, it refers to Nala as the “hottest thing on four legs”, though your choice of lion is obviously a subjective one.
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Some of you on here
Lion King title card that says “The Lion Kisser”
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Yeah, it’s this one again.
tumblr post from nitewrighter- Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
June 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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There’s gonna be so much very specific porn
Zootopia 2 teaser poster featuring a snake coiled seductively around our two reluctant looking heroes. Text reads “Disney Zootopia 2 ONLY IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 26”
May 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM