Wei Xiaolian
@reapinglotus.bsky.social
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⠀Yiling Laozu's disciple || admin: autumn,20, any pronouns
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⠀Yiling Laozu's disciple || admin: autumn,20, any pronouns
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🍂~ THAT WAS FUNNY
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
🍂~ THAT WAS FUNNY
Reposted by Wei Xiaolian
✨ Welcome to Yiling Wei Sect ✨
Do not ask us where our sect leader is.
Do not ask us where our sect leader is.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
✨ Welcome to Yiling Wei Sect ✨
Do not ask us where our sect leader is.
Do not ask us where our sect leader is.
🍂~ fuck it. i'm making a yiling wei sect acc here too cause i love trolling
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🍂~ fuck it. i'm making a yiling wei sect acc here too cause i love trolling
we can share
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I suppose you don't want the marshmallow then?
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I suppose you don't want the marshmallow then?
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if i'm a little menace, then you're a big menace. hmph.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
we can share
if i'm a little menace, then you're a big menace. hmph.
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They're not ready yet little menace, the baby marshmallows are over there, you can eat the leftover
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They're not ready yet little menace, the baby marshmallows are over there, you can eat the leftover
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SHIJIE
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if i'm a little menace, then you're a big menace. hmph.
let's not commit murder
..I feel a bit murdery currently-
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
let's not commit murder
SHIJIE
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Making hot chocolate bombs
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Making hot chocolate bombs
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November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SHIJIE
tsk.
(They blink for a second before looking) oh, pretty
it is. look at the sun rising
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
tsk.
jiejie, you staying away hurts me...
..I am afraid of hurting you..
then stay here, okay? it's a lot safer to be with me than to be alone.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
jiejie, you staying away hurts me...
showed my daughter a picture of her mother and she head butted me. we cried after that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
showed my daughter a picture of her mother and she head butted me. we cried after that.
shizun...
No way, I won’t eat it.
nuh uh! this was cooked for you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
shizun...
nuh uh! this was cooked for you.
Hey, are you telling me you can eat it? There’s no meat or anything.
tsk you still need to eat it (💢)
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
nuh uh! this was cooked for you.
then stay here, okay? it's a lot safer to be with me than to be alone.
(She smiled softly) I miss you.. I am afraid my corruption worsened while I am apart from you
Yes, you are. [ she lightly presses her forehead against zhuó's forehead. ]
you are my goddess. i am a devoted follower who would follow you until the end
you are my goddess. i am a devoted follower who would follow you until the end
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
then stay here, okay? it's a lot safer to be with me than to be alone.
uhh... okay!
mhm. and their cubs.
wolves?...
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
uhh... okay!
it is. look at the sun rising
Oh? It’s morning already?
Good morning
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
it is. look at the sun rising
i don't need your help. you're purposefully acting clueless
Is there something you need? There’s not much I can do for you, I already said I will accompany you around to find Zhuo.
glares
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i don't need your help. you're purposefully acting clueless
tsk you still need to eat it (💢)
How can I eat this food? It has no flavor.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
tsk you still need to eat it (💢)
if i fail... they're extending my punishment again?! what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if i fail... they're extending my punishment again?! what the fuck
why am i getting an exam on things that i've learned while being yichen's assistant.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
why am i getting an exam on things that i've learned while being yichen's assistant.
Each time I get a headache, I eat two of Yichen's snacks.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Each time I get a headache, I eat two of Yichen's snacks.
Hmph. Okay.
“Of course, Da-Ge and Yan-Ge can count on me to be sure our princess has a suitable wardrobe. This is just the start of it. I’ll send Xiaolian to find more tailors.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hmph. Okay.
glares
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
glares
[ glaring. ]
Oh hi, Xiaolian! Good morning!
YOU...
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[ glaring. ]
YOU...
I’ve done exactly nothing with those skirts from Calvin Klein. I think Xiaolian already knows that though 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
YOU...
🍂~ how the hell am i supposed to continue my day after finding out who bingzu is
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🍂~ how the hell am i supposed to continue my day after finding out who bingzu is